penguin

[fj johnnie]

 A penguin is driving through the desert and his A/C stops working. So he goes to the nearest garage to have it looked at. Mechanic tells the penguin it will take about 15 minutes to fix. Maybe he should explore the town a little. So the penguin takes a walk. He sees an ice cream stand and wonders what that may be like as he has never had ice cream before. So he goes in and has a vanilla ice cream cone. Wow this is good he thinks. Gets right into it while walking back to the garage. He sees the mechanic is done with his car and asks " well what was the problem?" The mechanic says ," well it looks like you blew a seal!". The penguin says " ah uh no I ah just had a vanilla ice cream".

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[Zwartie]

As is typically the case, most jokes are best told by monkeys. One of my favourites!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPXVM3xbdAg

A penguin is driving through the desert and his A/C stops working. So he goes to the nearest garage to have it looked at. Mechanic tells the penguin it will take about 15 minutes to fix. Maybe he should explore the town a little. So the penguin takes a walk. He sees an ice cream stand and wonders what that may be like as he has never had ice cream before. So he goes in and has a vanilla ice cream cone. Wow this is good he thinks. Gets right into it while walking back to the garage. He sees the mechanic is done with his car and asks " well what was the problem?" The mechanic says ," well it looks like you blew a seal!". The penguin says " ah uh no I ah just had a vanilla ice cream".

[airheadPete]

Yeah, they can yank bananas and no one gives them a second glance.
(At least monkeys don't blow seals. (The whole tropical/arctic thing...))