The wine tasters

[Joe Sull]

A Japanese man on vacation goes to the lounge in the motel were he's staying. He sits at the bar and orders. Mean time there's a group of rowdy men at the other end having what looks like a wine tasting contest. There all pretty drunk and laughing. So he moves over to them. Arrogantly he states "I can tell you what vintage any wine is and the date it was made, blind folded". They all bring the Japanese guy right up front and they get a blind fold on him. "If you can't, your buying. Get the good stuff out" "We got another contestant here!"

They give the guy his first glass of wine and it get very quiet. He tastes the wine and swishes it around in his mouth and says " Bourgogne Chardonnay, 2006. The bar tender says "your absolutely right" and all the guys are saying "how the hell did he know!"
So they give the guy another glass of wine and it gets quiet again. He tastes the wine and swishes it around in his mouth and says " Château Mont-Redon, 2005. The guys are all amazed. There saying this is bull shit" Somebody says "set him up again"

The tender put a fresh glass down and one of the guy grabs it and says "Let me get that" He takes the glass and zips down his fly and take a leak in it, then puts it down in front of the wine taster and there all saying "there you go."

The Japanese guy takes a sip, swishes it around in his mouth and blows it out all over the bar. Spitting and gagging he says "THIS TASTES LIKE PISS"
One of the guy yells out  "YA, BUT WHO'S!