Aussie Creation

[Arnie]

THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION
In the beginning God created day and night.

He created day for footy matches,and cricket matches against Poms

going to the beach.....

And BBQ's.......


He created night for going prawning, sleeping

and BBQ's,

On the Second Day, God created water....
for surfing, swimming
and BBQ's on the beach


On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer
and wood for BBQs,

On the Fourth Day God created animals

and crustaceans for chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for BBQ's
On the Fifth day God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.


On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates,and God saw that they were good Blokes.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and
God Saw that it was good .. ...

Well..... Almost good.....

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.....
It was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!

[The General]

  I`m crying here      So true!  Ouch!....sorry dear....yes, I`ll clean up the blood....oh, might fire up tha BBQ too!