Afternoon Sex

[Steve_in_Florida]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

"An ambulance just drove by!"

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike!"

"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

[Thmsdoyle]

  I I just thought the kid liked Popsicles!?!?!

[bcguide]

Yep the wife and I went through a phaze were we could'nt have sex with out a tv and vasoline,  the tv to cover the noise and the vasoline to keep the kids from
getting in the bedroom

Scott