Old Geezers

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TWO OLD  MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND  DECIDE TO

HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE  TOWN.

AFTER  A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL  BROTHEL.


THE  MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER

MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO  BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL
IN EACH  BED.


THESE  TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF  MY GIRLS ON

THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE  DIFFERENCE.'


THE  MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND
TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.


AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN  SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY
GIRL WAS  DEAD!'


'DEAD?'  SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY  THAT?'

'WELL,  SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING
HER.


'HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE  WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A  WITCH.'


'A  WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY  THAT?'

'WELL,  I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I
GAVE HER A  LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE
WINDOW..... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!