Worlds most interesting man attributes

[SkyFive]

He puts his pants on both legs at a time.
If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
When in Rome, they do as he does.
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw.
He's won trophies for his game face alone.
He bowls... Overhand.
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
Even his enemy's list him as there emergency contact.
His charm is so contagious, vaccines we're created for it.
Chihuahuas have never barked at him.
When asked about reinventing the wheel, he was quoted saying "what was wrong with my original design?"
He once won the Tour de France riding a uni-cycle.
He won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
He has never learned from a mistake...because he has never made one.
He once pulled a hat out of a rabbit's ass.
He once called the doctor because his erection lasted more than four days.