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Started by FJTillDeath, September 28, 2011, 08:23:42 AM

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FJTillDeath

September 28, 2011, 08:23:42 AM
1.Whenever Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the whole world down.
2.The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris gave a horse an upper-cut.
3.Whenever Chuck Norris jumps off a plane, he pushes the it in the opposite direction
4.One time, a snake bit Chuck Norris. After 2 days of intense pain, the snake finally died.
5.Chuck Norris uses the Hubble Space Telescope to look at the moon
6.When Chuck Norris had sex with his wife, his wife went into a deep coma for 3 weeks.
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A11an0n

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October 02, 2011, 02:17:36 PM
Speaking of Chuck Norris...

Go to www.google.com and type in "Where can I find Chuck Norris?" then hit "I'm feeling lucky"

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FJTillDeath

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October 03, 2011, 04:39:51 AM
Quote from: A11an0n on October 02, 2011, 02:17:36 PM
Speaking of Chuck Norris...

Go to www.google.com and type in "Where can I find Chuck Norris?" then hit "I'm feeling lucky"


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