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Wheres the Cool Pics page Fluffy?

Started by Klavdy, April 11, 2009, 07:57:06 PM

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Klavdy

"This guy has got to go. The single most offensive individual I have experienced on the web.
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Marsh White

Now THAT is a funny ass story!  Hell, I give him props for wearing a condom in the creek behind his house at 14...sounds like the parents didn't need to give him the sex talk after all...    :biggrin:

rlucas

Must have been using those surplus U.S Navy Seals condoms. Your unit ends up smelling like Cosmolene.

Or so I'm told. Personally, I find that they're sized a bit small.

Wait...his mother smelled his package and detected the smell of LUBE? Was he wearing the damned thing inside out? The lube goes on the OUTSIDE, FFS. All mom should smell is creek water.

I call BS. Funny, though.

Rossi
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ogmudbone

hey Rossi, most lubed condoms are lubed inside and out and not much more than enough to get the damn thing rolled on ...still need to have some skills about you to make a smooth entry...hahahahaha


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