The difference between airplanes and women

[TexasDave]

– Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.
– Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
– Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".
– Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
– Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
– Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
– Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
– Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
– Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
– Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
– Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
– Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
– Airplanes expect to be tied down.
– Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
– Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

[ribbert]

That's very funny Dave. My son is a pilot, that must be one of the few he's never forwarded to me, love it.

Noel

[aviationfred]

Having been in the aviation industry basically since I can remember. There is a lot of truth there.....



Fred

[Troyskie]

GOLD 

[airheadPete]

Like, lots.