Monkey vs. Motorcyclist: Round 1

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Monkey vs. Motorcyclist: Round 1

You are bound to experience a number of amazing events when traveling abroad on a motorcycle. Hell, I seem to experience the strangest and most memorable things even here in Los Angeles.

There was this one time when I was followed home from the market by a possum—he came right up to my front door and demanded to be let in. That little bastard was terrifying and determined. If given the opportunity, I'm sure he would have eaten the neighbors cat. Another time, I had to fend off an attack from a flock of wild parrots in Venice beach. Thankfully, I was fully dressed in all my moto armor; however, I digress.

We humans must learn to realize that while we may be on top of the evolutionary ladder, our friends in the animal kingdom (sometimes enemies) might not wish to put up with our bulls**t, especially if we conduct ourselves like this guy did when faced with the vexing dilemma of a monkey sitting on his motorcycle.
This baboon that was simply not having it after this guy threw a shoe at him for sitting on his motorcycle.

The following video is almost too unbelievable to believe, but someone should get these two some boxing gloves and slap it on pay-per-view in the future. I'd watch more of this.
How Not to Deal with a Baboon Sitting on your Motorcycle

http://youtu.be/SyRRHw6_37o

[FJmonkey]

I see that you are taunting me, but refuse to ride this weekend.... Meh...

[PaulG]

He's lucky it didn't rip his nuts out and gobble them down.  I guess they didn't hear about this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344534/Priest-dies-MONKEYS-drop-bricks-outside-house-India-time-animals-killed-village.html

... or this....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/4970905/Monkey-kills-cruel-owner-with-coconut-thrown-from-tree.html


... holy shit,     and even this ...

http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/andhra-pradesh/man-killed-in-attack-by-herd-of-monkeys/article7857228.ece

Isn't this how 28 Days Later started?