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Hunting flies

Started by TexasDave, September 15, 2015, 10:43:58 AM

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A wife brought lunch to her husband in his workshop and found him with a flyswatter in hand. She asked him what he was doing and he replied hunting flies. She asked have you had any success?  Yes he replied I've gotten six--- four males and two females. Surprised she asked how did he know their gender? He replied four were on my beer can and two were on the telephone.
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