New Neighbor

[Arnie]

This is my new neighbor...

She's single...

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,

"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"


Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

[Steve_in_Florida]

This scenario hits home more and more often these days!

Like pulling up near girls on the bike, you have their attention. When the helmet comes off, the attention disappears!

True story:

The other evening on the bike, leaving the grocery store, I spotted a VW Thing pull into the watering hole parking lot (Applebees). I pulled up to chat up the owner, a young lady in her mid to late 20's. I inquired if she gets a lot of attention in it. She replied curtly "Yes, especially by OLD GUYS in parking lots."

Owch!

Steve