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Started by TexasDave, March 13, 2015, 12:37:11 AM

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 A husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage. The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a orbit listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married.

She goes on and on and on and on . Finally having enough, the counsellor abruptly gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately.

The woman shuts up and pleasantly stunned, sits quietly in a daze.

The counsellor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies,"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go riding!!!
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