Hi Honey.....

[Arnie]

Here's what happened......


Daughter accidently finds her mother having an affair. Then her father calls:

"Hello? Hi honey. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

"Uh okay, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."

"Oh my God!!! What about Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took the water out last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***


Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? ... "Is this 486-5731?"