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Walking on the grass

Started by TexasDave, July 06, 2014, 11:29:41 PM

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WALKING ON THE GRASS
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> The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
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> The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
> Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles
> and will make delivery that much easier.
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> Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
> surface like grass or a path."
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> "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you
> to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good
> for you both."
>
> The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
>
> After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
>
> "Yes?" said the Instructor.
>
> "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf
> bag while we walk?"
>
> Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?   This kind of sensitivity just takes your breath away!!!


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