It's time to face the music and come clean

[motohorseman]

Answer these questions honestly

• Do you lose time from work due to your FJ?   
  
• Is your FJ making your home life unhappy?   
  
• Do you ride or work on your FJ because you are shy with other people?   
  
• Is your FJ affecting your reputation?   
  
• Have you ever felt remorse after riding your FJ?   
  
• Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of your FJ?   
  
• Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when your riding FJ?   
  
• Does your FJ make you careless of your family's welfare?   
  
• Has your ambition decreased since buying your FJ?   
  
• Do you crave a ride at a definite time daily?   
  
• Do you want a ride the next morning?   
  
• Does your FJ cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?   
  
• Has your efficiency decreased since buying your FJ?   
  
• Is your FJ jeopardizing your job or business?   
  
• Do you ride to escape from worries or trouble?   
  
• Do you ride alone?   
  
• Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of riding your FJ?   
  
• Has your physician ever treated you for riding your FJ?   
  
• Do you ride to build up your self-confidence?   
  
• Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of your FJ?
  

If you answered YES to any 1 question, there is a definite warning that you may be a fjaholic.
If you answered YES to any 2 questions, the chances are that you are a fjaholic.
If you answered YES to 3 or more questions, you are definitely a fjaholic.

(These questions may be used by the fjowners.com, the premier FJ owners web forum., in deciding whether a member is fjaholic, worthy, unworthy, or just for fun)

[motohorseman]

OK -

• Do you lose time from work due to your FJ?   No
  
• Is your FJ making your home life unhappy?   No
  
• Do you ride or work on your FJ because you are shy with other people?   No
  
• Is your FJ affecting your reputation?   Only in a positive manner
  
• Have you ever felt remorse after riding your FJ?   Uh oh -
  
• Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of your FJ? Uh, no - no!   
  
• Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when your riding FJ? No, I've not ridden with any Harley's   
  
• Does your FJ make you careless of your family's welfare?    No - Don't ask my wife though
  
• Has your ambition decreased since buying your FJ?    No no no!
  
• Do you crave a ride at a definite time daily?   Uh, yes....
  
• Do you want a ride the next morning?   Absolutely!
  
• Does your FJ cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? I sometimes dream about my FJ, that's OK, right?   
  
• Has your efficiency decreased since buying your FJ?    No
  
• Is your FJ jeopardizing your job or business?   No
  
• Do you ride to escape from worries or trouble?   What's wrong with that?
  
• Do you ride alone?   yes....
  
• Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of riding your FJ? Not that I can remember   
  
• Has your physician ever treated you for riding your FJ?    Nope, not the FJ
  
• Do you ride to build up your self-confidence?    Nope
  
• Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of your FJ? Nope, again, not the FJ!
  

Hummm.....

[TexasDave]

OK I'll go first. Hi my name is Dave and I am a Fjaholic......with a bad case of moditis.   

[cclase]

I think it's wonderful that there is a support group for folks with an fj problem! personally I don't have an issue with it...really!

Chris

[Mark Olson]

what problem? 

I don't know what you are talking about.

I ride my fj there is no problem.

[TexasDave]

I checked the files but did not find a twelve step program to help with this FJ addiction. I sure won't get help if I continue to associate with FJ guys. If there is no known cure I will just have to keep riding the FJ.     Dave

[Bminder]

All I know is that I get very depressed when I have to leave the FJ home and take my truck due to weather or too much to haul...
What should I do?

[mr blackstock]

Answer these questions honestly


•Do you lose time from work due to your FJ? YES 
•Is your FJ making your home life unhappy? YES 
•Do you ride or work on your FJ because you are shy with other people? NO 
•Is your FJ affecting your reputation? YES   
•Have you ever felt remorse after riding your FJ? NEVER 
•Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of your FJ?  VERY YES
•Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when your riding FJ? NO 
•Does your FJ make you careless of your family's welfare? YES   
•Has your ambition decreased since buying your FJ? NO 
•Do you crave a ride at a definite time daily? VERY YES 
•Do you want a ride the next morning? YES 
•Does your FJ cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? YES   
•Has your efficiency decreased since buying your FJ? YES 
•Is your FJ jeopardizing your job or business? YES 
•Do you ride to escape from worries or trouble? VERY YES   
•Do you ride alone? YES 
•Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of riding your FJ? ONLY WHEN IT FALLS ON ME 
•Has your physician ever treated you for riding your FJ? DOCTORS ARE EVIL! 
•Do you ride to build up your self-confidence? NO 
•Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of your FJ?

If you answered YES to any 1 question, there is a definite warning that you may be a fjaholic.
If you answered YES to any 2 questions, the chances are that you are a fjaholic.
If you answered YES to 3 or more questions, you are definitely a fjaholic.

(These questions may be used by the fjowners.com, the premier FJ owners web forum., in deciding whether a member is fjaholic, worthy, unworthy, or just for fun)

I think that from these results I am fully #%&@ed....

Gareth

[The General]

Answer these questions honestly


•Do you lose time from work due to your FJ? YES 
•Is your FJ making your home life unhappy? YES 
•Is your FJ affecting your reputation? YES   
•Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of your FJ?  VERY YES
•Does your FJ make you careless of your family's welfare? YES   
•Do you crave a ride at a definite time daily? VERY YES 
•Do you want a ride the next morning? YES 
•Does your FJ cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? YES   
•Has your efficiency decreased since buying your FJ? YES 
•Is your FJ jeopardizing your job or business? YES 
•Do you ride to escape from worries or trouble? VERY YES   
•Do you ride alone? YES 
•Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of riding your FJ? ONLY WHEN IT FALLS ON ME 
•Has your physician ever treated you for riding your FJ? DOCTORS ARE EVIL! ...That`s a yes! 
•Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of your FJ? ... refer above!

If you answered YES to any 1 question, there is a definite warning that you may be a fjaholic.
If you answered YES to any 2 questions, the chances are that you are a fjaholic.
If you answered YES to 3 or more questions, you are definitely a fjaholic.


I think that from these results I am fully #%&@ed....

.......and I still missed the bloody rally!

Gareth

For Penance, say 10 Hail fairings and 6 of tha Hordes Mare (Traditionally in the Muslim fetal position but with both arms outstretched facing North with FJ facing you and in front)
......Yes, Grafton is North of you! 
(Waving up and down with arms in sync and back straight, is best....but arse must be facing your source of income!)

[mr blackstock]

Well Lily seems to be in a good mood these days, I may have to make the journey, and pop in to Nimbin as well, seems the warrants have cleared since I was last there.

For the Americans, Nimbin is like Tijuana but more relaxed...

It's the place you do NOT want to buy a bumper sticker..

Gareth

[The General]

Well Lily seems to be in a good mood these days, I may have to make the journey, and pop in to Nimbin as well, seems the warrants have cleared since I was last there.

For the Americans, Nimbin is like Tijuana but more relaxed...

It's the place you do NOT want to buy a bumper sticker..

Gareth

Quick, book a room before Lily has a change of mood.....better still, book tha honeymoon suite. http://www.crownhotelmotel.com/   

[keand3]

OK I'll go first. Hi my name is Dave and I am a Fjaholic......with a bad case of moditis.   

+1 

[aussiefj]

My wife thinks I'm strange, she says all her friends partners spend their time on the computer looking at porn.