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Hunting dog joke

Started by Joe Sull, March 03, 2014, 11:33:55 AM

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Joe Sull

A bird hunter bought a puppy hunting dog and had it sent to the finest hunting
dog training schools in the world. Europe, Scandinavia and Argentina were only the
purist pedigree of dogs are accepted.
The big day came when the dog arrived by courier and the hunter was anxious to
go on a bird hunt. He had been wait for months and it was time to see what the
puppy would do. His hunting partner was there when the puppy arrived and they
grabbed there shotguns and headed to a field that they knew close by.

They let the dog go and the friend started to walk in but the owner said "no no
no, we'll just stay right here and let the dog work." The dog came back 5 minutes later
and it turned to the right, stamped his foot 3 times and came to a point.
His friend said "Wow, I never seen any thing like that, what it mean?"
The owner says "That means there's 3 pheasant in the field and there right over there"

So they walk in and the dog put the birds up right in front of them. After taking the birds
they head back to the truck. "Hey, lets try another field". Getting to the next field
they let the dog loose and goes to work. 10 minutes later the dog comes back and it
stomps it's foot 6 times and faces at the field and comes to a point. His friend says "Wow,
whats that mean" the owner says " that means theres 6 pheasant and there all right in
front of us. So the walk in and the dog puts the birds up 2 at a time and they get all 6.

The hunters are all excited and have to try another place, so the drive to a bigger field
and let the dog go. It comes back 15 minutes later with a stick in it mouth. The dogs
jumping around and very excited. It faces the field and it's waving the stick back and
forth then up and down. The friend says "What the hell does that mean" The owner looks at
him proudly smiling and says "There's more pheasant in that field than you can shake a stick at"
You Keep What you kill