Lawyer joke

[Joe Sull]

There was a lawyer at a big firm in Newyork. He just bought himself a brand new Mercedes
and wanted to show it off to all his associates, so he brought it to work and parked it right
in front of the office building. As he opened the door, a truck came by and cleaned the door
right off the car. He jumps out screaming "my car, oh no, my car" A cop happened to be across
the road and came running. The lawyer explained "Did you see that guy, he ruined my car! I can
probably get it fix but it will never be the same". The cop says "You lawyer are so fixated
on your monetary possesions that you didn't ever notice that your arm got taken off with
the door". The lawyer holds up his bloody stump and screams "MY Rolex".

[airheadPete]

Ah crap, it's just a flesh wound! What are ye' gonna do? Bleed on me?!?!
(Anybody got a silenced single-shot .50 cal to take care of the lawyer?)

[FJmonkey]

A city bus runs off a cliff and lands in the ocean, all the passengers escape the vehicle before it sinks. Sharks attack and eat all but the 3 lawyers in the group. Shark experts suspect it was out of professional courtesy.