golfing joke

[Joe Sull]

Two business executives went out early to get a quick 9 holes in.
A few hours later one of them looks at his watch and says "look at the time. I gotta get going".
He points up the hill and says "Go ask those two woman if we can play thru" 
So his friend walks up the hill and gets half way up and stops.
He comes running back down again. " That my wife and my mistress, you go ask."
So the other fella starts walking up the hill. He gets half way up and stops and comes running back down again and grabs one of his golf clubs. 
"Small world, is'nt it?