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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: Arnie on July 29, 2013, 11:59:06 PM

Title: Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important
Post by: Arnie on July 29, 2013, 11:59:06 PM
Recently this sentence was posted, "It is not a question of wanting one. If everybody bought the best then everyone would have a Cadillac, Lincoln, Mercedes, excreta but there a lot of Chevys and Fords on the road."

I'd bet money that the author meant "etcetera" and not "shit", but I could be wrong.

Once I finished laughing, I decided it was good enough to share. :-)

Arnie
Title: Re: Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important
Post by: RichBaker on July 30, 2013, 01:47:30 AM
I caught that one.....  figured the same as you.  Some people really need to proofread their posts.   :drinks:
Title: Re: Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important
Post by: andyoutandabout on July 30, 2013, 07:54:52 AM
On a similar topic. I cracked up in the bank today. Watching the weather forecast on one of those subtitled TVs. I guess the subtitle machine is some kind of voice recognition thing as when the lady was talking about approaching rainfall, the subtitle read: 'behind this advancing cold front, expect large, heavy breasts.' ( Think she actually said bursts, but she might have said breasts, so I'm currently watching the skies)
Andy
Title: Re: Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important
Post by: JPaganel on July 30, 2013, 10:55:46 AM
Quote from: Arnie on July 29, 2013, 11:59:06 PM
Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important


Arnie

This Grammer?

(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/kelsey-grammer/pictures/kelsey-grammer-picture-1.jpg)


Or is it actually this one:

(http://www.hawkingthescene.com/.a/6a00e553adf4d5883401053603c4ad970c-800wi)






(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs45/300W/f/2009/067/1/7/MP__Grammar_Nazi_by_ItaniMajere.jpg)
Title: Re: Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important
Post by: rktmanfj on July 30, 2013, 11:05:22 AM
Quote from: JPaganel on July 30, 2013, 10:55:46 AM
Quote from: Arnie on July 29, 2013, 11:59:06 PM
Spelling, grammer, and punctuation are important


Arnie

This Grammer?


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