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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: movenon on July 25, 2013, 09:42:46 PM

Title: Wives should trust there husbands
Post by: movenon on July 25, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her  husband...

For example...

A  wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to
her bedroom.   From under the blanket she sees four legs instead
of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as
hard as she can.   Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to
the  kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.  Did you say hello? "
 
Title: Re: Wives should trust there husbands
Post by: crzyjarmans on July 26, 2013, 08:20:36 AM
Quote from: movenon on July 25, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her  husband...

For example...

A  wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to
her bedroom.   From under the blanket she sees four legs instead
of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as
hard as she can.   Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to
the  kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.  Did you say hello? "
 
Ouch!