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Title: news bulletin- Aussie SAS
Post by: flips on March 30, 2012, 12:20:42 AM
Who said there were no good stories in the newspapers anymore?


PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped  stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door. Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy bastard."
Title: Re: news bulletin- Aussie SAS
Post by: RichBaker on March 30, 2012, 12:50:12 AM
Same, identical thing happened at a Wal-Mart in the US a couple years ago..... Except they were Marines.  Got a link for the story?
Title: Re: news bulletin- Aussie SAS
Post by: flips on March 30, 2012, 01:32:51 AM
Quote from: RichBaker on March 30, 2012, 12:50:12 AM
Same, identical thing happened at a Wal-Mart in the US a couple years ago..... Except they were Marines.  Got a link for the story?

Hi Rich.

:blush:....I got this in an email and liked the story so I posted it..... :sorry:

Your right,after a little surfing I now know its an altered story from Augusta,Georgia with marines and with an altered scene from the 1974 film "Death Wish"added.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp (http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp)

Personally I would'nt mess with Marines or SAS!

Cheers :drinks:

Jeff P
Title: Re: news bulletin- Aussie SAS
Post by: RichBaker on March 30, 2012, 08:16:10 PM
Yep.... The guy's lucky he didn't fall head 1st into the curb and kill himself.....   :drinks:
Title: Re: news bulletin- Aussie SAS
Post by: flips on March 31, 2012, 02:16:55 AM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: news bulletin- Aussie SAS
Post by: baldy3853 on April 03, 2012, 06:38:52 PM
Flipps thanks am still ROTFLMFAO :rofl2: I say the plick was lucky they were the on ly injuries he suffered :dash1:
Baldy