Yes folks thats right this year there will be 2 of us crazy barstards to deal with :wacko1: Klav is the sane 1 doesn't drink or smoke, me I do it all just to make up for his short commings,
Have planned to do both the WCR and Colorado sojurns then onto the east coast for a day or 2 and across to the Old Dart to watch the British GP( Hoping to catch up with the Hansom Pom) home via Europe and Japan ( the last stop ova is @ Klavs insistence some thing to do with corn??? :dash2:
Lord Baldy
Rut roh.. There goes our country... :crazy:
Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!
UMMMM @ this stage yes :lol: some may hope not too :rofl2:
Quote from: pdxfj on March 13, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Rut roh.. There goes our country... :crazy:
Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!
You still have the small amount of Thermite unused from the 2011 FJR. Clever placement can maximize the effect........
Quote from: FJmonkey on March 13, 2012, 10:04:25 PM
Quote from: pdxfj on March 13, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Rut roh.. There goes our country... :crazy:
Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!
You still have the small amount of Thermite unused from the 2011 FJR. Clever placement can maximize the effect........
mmmmmmm a man in leather might be a good place to start :rofl2:
Quote from: baldy3853 on March 13, 2012, 09:22:44 PM
Yes folks thats right this year there will be 2 of us crazy barstards to deal with :wacko1: Klav is the sane 1 doesn't drink or smoke, me I do it all just to make up for his short commings,
Have planned to do both the WCR and Colorado sojurns then onto the east coast for a day or 2 and across to the Old Dart to watch the British GP( Hoping to catch up with the Hansom Pom) home via Europe and Japan ( the last stop ova is @ Klavs insistence some thing to do with corn??? :dash2:
Lord Baldy
Hey mate, that`s great news. Have ya got somewhere ta leave ya FJR while ya playin Cowboys & Indians? – i`ll help keep ya battery charged etc while ya away. ...........uuuhhmmmmmmm .... Do they have a quarantine department in the US of A? ....how do I spell tuhrist ....oh yeah....t e r r o r......
Let me know departure dates, I`m sure we can arrange a sendoff or something. :drinks:
Maybe Darran could entrust ya with "The Ashes" –---- of course if ya loose `em or get stuck over there, some yank would have ta return`em to Bellingen 16/3/2013 –just make sure Obama doesn`t snavel`em –- we don`t want `im here either.
Baldy, have you thought of what you are going to do for riding gear?
Like, you don't want to lug helmets,gloves, boots etc all over the world,places like "EAGLE RIDER" (http://www.eaglerider.com/) will rent you all the gear you'd need or no doubt our listers could cobble together something that would fit your great girth, coz you know, they're mostly Seppos and mainly fat bastarards too.
The bike is another thing, the rent is around $1200- $1500 for twelve days.
Hmmm.
Mind you, if you ask Bean nicely, he may lend you his Ninja!
You'd rock a Kawasaki.
Baldy on a Ninja 250? Ummm.. don't think that would work out too well...
I remember the first time Brian took it for a spin. He got on, started laughing and asked me "where did the bike go?"..
Quote from: Klavdy on March 14, 2012, 02:50:01 AM
Baldy, have you thought of what you are going to do for riding gear?
doubt our listers could cobble together something that would fit your great girth, coz you know, they're mostly Seppos and mainly fat bastarards too.
I was thinking I'd look good in monkeymans pink leathers :rofl2: :rofl2:
seriously tho was wondering about that, I'll be taking my NEDS but I thought its summer time so thongs, stubbies and wife beaters would do :dash1:
was thinking u could take me shopping for a brain bucket and Jacket then just mail them home or donate to a good cause, as someone would have a use.
Now a bike is gonna be problem doubt turning up on a Harley is really an option, Mr Beans Ninga well that would be real interesting cramped up like a zit on a fresh faced 16 yr old on his 1st date :rofl2: :yahoo:
Baldy
Hmmm.
Quote from: pdxfj on March 14, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Baldy on a Ninja 250? Ummm.. don't think that would work out too well...
I remember the first time Brian took it for a spin. He got on, started laughing and asked me "where did the bike go?"..
Don't knock the wee Ninja 'till you've tried one. They do most things better than you might expect. 100+ mph highway blasts -excepted.
I did 90+ for hundreds of miles on one, one afternoon.
They are not incapable.
Dan
Quote from: Dan Filetti on March 14, 2012, 01:23:07 PM
Quote from: pdxfj on March 14, 2012, 10:42:18 AM
Baldy on a Ninja 250? Ummm.. don't think that would work out too well...
I remember the first time Brian took it for a spin. He got on, started laughing and asked me "where did the bike go?"..
Don't knock the wee Ninja 'till you've tried one. Dan
Dan, he has one. His point was that Baldy is a VERY big guy - not a very good power to weight/size ratio. Brian is also a big guy - so the joke was that the bike disappeared underneath him.
We could all put in and get this (http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/detail.aspx?OHID=1220147),,,
(http://www.controller.com/ImageService/ServeImage.aspx?img=95241100&listingPub=CNT&nMaxW=565&nMaxH=424)
Quote from: baldy3853 on March 14, 2012, 10:44:16 AM
I was thinking I'd look good in monkeymans pink leathers :rofl2: :rofl2:
seriously tho was wondering about that, I'll be taking my NEDS but I thought its summer time so thongs, stubbies and wife beaters would do :dash1:
was thinking u could take me shopping for a brain bucket and Jacket then just mail them home or donate to a good cause, as someone would have a use.
Now a bike is gonna be problem doubt turning up on a Harley is really an option, Mr Beans Ninga well that would be real interesting cramped up like a zit on a fresh faced 16 yr old on his 1st date :rofl2: :yahoo:
Baldy
Hmmm.
Baldy, looking forward to meeting you, having an Aussi wife and all, I can appreciate the sense of humor. Keep the verbal abuse at full volume....
Quote from: Klavdy on March 14, 2012, 07:30:54 PM
We could all put in and get this (http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/detail.aspx?OHID=1220147),,,
(http://www.controller.com/ImageService/ServeImage.aspx?img=95241100&listingPub=CNT&nMaxW=565&nMaxH=424)
you are such a tool @ times Klav :wacko2: but i do like you :good:
Quote from: FJmonkey on March 14, 2012, 08:53:02 PM
Quote from: baldy3853 on March 14, 2012, 10:44:16 AM
I was thinking I'd look good in monkeymans pink leathers :rofl2: :rofl2:
seriously tho was wondering about that, I'll be taking my NEDS but I thought its summer time so thongs, stubbies and wife beaters would do :dash1:
was thinking u could take me shopping for a brain bucket and Jacket then just mail them home or donate to a good cause, as someone would have a use.
Now a bike is gonna be problem doubt turning up on a Harley is really an option, Mr Beans Ninga well that would be real interesting cramped up like a zit on a fresh faced 16 yr old on his 1st date :rofl2: :yahoo:
Baldy
Hmmm.
Baldy, looking forward to meeting you, having an Aussi wife and all, I can appreciate the sense of humor. Keep the verbal abuse at full volume....
Will be a great pleasure I'm not as nutty as the K man but I do love a good shyte stir :biggrin:
Quote from: pdxfj on March 13, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Rut roh.. There goes our country... :crazy:
Wondering if I'm the only seppo to have actually met you.. ??!!
While I take umbrage at the term (Seppo), I've met Baldy. He's ok unless you're discussing 1% 'ers, and colors. And that baby Ninja isn't going to disappear up his bum either. Unlike an FJ or FJR, he'll have to paddle it constantly to get adequate performance though.
Arnie
Rightyo Baldy, you are in charge of getting Monkeyarse's Mrs some Vegemite (Big Jar), some Fantales and some JAFFAS.
She's an Aussie Sheila, so do the right thing and get some of that Cheesybite stuff too..
Quote from: baldy3853 on March 14, 2012, 08:54:57 PM
you are such a tool @ times Klav (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-947.gif) but i do like you (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-938.gif)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430488_10150857925208047_718813046_12576341_1225553043_n.jpg)
Quote from: Klavdy on March 15, 2012, 06:29:23 AM
Quote from: baldy3853 on March 14, 2012, 08:54:57 PM
you are such a tool @ times Klav (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-947.gif) but i do like you (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-938.gif)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430488_10150857925208047_718813046_12576341_1225553043_n.jpg)
ROTFPMSFL :rofl2: :rofl2:
Quote from: Klavdy on March 15, 2012, 02:20:09 AM
Rightyo Baldy, you are in charge of getting Monkeyarse's Mrs some Vegemite (Big Jar), some Fantales and some JAFFAS.
She's an Aussie Sheila, so do the right thing and get some of that Cheesybite stuff too..
"Jaffa"
A male who can't produce sperm, Jaffa being derived from the title of a fruit company whose Oranges are seedless.
(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.
"Patrick can't have children, I hear he's a jaffa ."
Baldy is no "Jaffa*"
Here he is, doing a mono,,,
(http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/2012/umDL6HmXc7varhN.gif)
* Jaffas are a favourite Aussie lolly, (candy to the Seppos)
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41573_62739500914_3189187_n.jpg)
Quote from: Klavdy on March 15, 2012, 02:20:09 AM
Rightyo Baldy, you are in charge of getting Monkeyarse's Mrs some Vegemite (Big Jar), some Fantales and some JAFFAS.
She's an Aussie Sheila, so do the right thing and get some of that Cheesybite stuff too..
I will reimburse you with beer and meal tabs at the rally, or cash.....
Australia is pretty big, we're used to riding a long way to get anywhere.
(http://www.bkaus1.org/picts/blue/AustralianPostcard.jpg)
Look, it's Baldy, making a cunt of himself again,,,
(http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aYtBWHyh2wM/T2Mtui3SMII/AAAAAAAAGtA/MGbXdNLpVIY/s314/Baldys%2520head.jpg)
Quote from: Klavdy on March 16, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
Look, it's Baldy, making a cunt of himself again,,,
(http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aYtBWHyh2wM/T2Mtui3SMII/AAAAAAAAGtA/MGbXdNLpVIY/s314/Baldys%2520head.jpg)
Klav U tool :wacko1: if I looked this ugly I'd be in a cage :dash1:
:greeting: Ok folks tickets booked fly into the US on the 20th spend 6 days in NY then back to the West coast on the 26th of May and am there till the 19th of June unless I have to leave early because of any indiscressions performed by KLAVDY :dash1: lets get ready to rock and roll woo hoo :drinks:
baldy
:greeting: :biggrin:6 weeks to go