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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: HUNT 1200 on December 18, 2011, 01:07:11 PM

Title: Anyone know why santa has no kids???
Post by: HUNT 1200 on December 18, 2011, 01:07:11 PM
 :shout:   Well anybody know?
Title: Re: Anyone know why santa has no kids???
Post by: flips on December 19, 2011, 02:28:21 AM
Goats won't breed at the south pole?
The elves are allergic?
Mr's Claus is frigid?
The reindeers trampled them to death?
Santa Wore his nuts off in tight chimneys?

F***ked If I know.
Title: Re: Anyone know why santa has no kids???
Post by: HUNT 1200 on December 19, 2011, 09:08:17 AM
Quote from: flips on December 19, 2011, 02:28:21 AM
Goats won't breed at the south pole?
The elves are allergic?
Mr's Claus is frigid?
The reindeers trampled them to death?
Santa Wore his nuts off in tight chimneys?

F***ked If I know.


Santa only comes once a year and thats down a chimney