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Title: Michael Jackson
Post by: Klavdy on June 26, 2009, 05:37:23 PM
Has died at 03:15.

For those not familiar with the 24 hour time system,

That's when the big hand is touching the little hand.

As to the cause of death,the Police have released a statement saying they have eliminated 'The Sunshine', 'The Moonlight' and 'The Good Times' from their enquiries.
They are still interviewing 'The Boogie'.

In a display of support, McDonalds have released the McJackson Burger.
A piece of 50 year old meat between twelve year old buns.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: doright1 on June 27, 2009, 04:07:59 AM
And in honor of his passing, Walmart is having a sale.  Boy's pants are half-off.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Marsh White on June 27, 2009, 08:05:26 AM
So Farrah Fawcett is standing at the pearly gates.  Saint Peter is looking at her file and says, "We are so sorry you died at such a young age and with such suffering.  As beautiful as you are and with the pleasure you brought to the world, is there anything we can do to bring you some peace?"

Farrah says, "I just wish that all the children of the world were a little safer." 

And POOF!!  Michael Jackson has cardiac arrest.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Marsh White on June 27, 2009, 09:23:59 AM
I also heard that his heart attack was due to food poisoning complications from eating 10yr old nuts.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Yamifj1200 on June 27, 2009, 09:28:55 AM
I thought he must have choked on a little boner.....


Eric M
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: rktmanfj on June 27, 2009, 10:28:01 AM
McDonalds is naming a new sandwich after him.

It's a 50 year old piece of meat between a couple of 12 year old buns...           :rofl:

Randy T
Indy
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: doright1 on June 27, 2009, 08:29:40 PM
What's the difference between Niel Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Niel Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cked little boys.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Mark Olson on June 28, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
he is not really dead, just promoting a thriller comeback where he pops up out of his box at the funeral.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: the fan on June 28, 2009, 02:29:32 PM
Quote from: Mark Olson on June 28, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
he is not really dead, just promoting a thriller comeback where he pops up out of his box at the funeral.

When the news first broke here, the local station was showing the thriller video in the backgroung for the first few reports...Somebody must have figured it out becuase they switch to different footage from there on.

on a lighter note,

How is Micheal Jackson similar to a trash bag?

Both are made of plastic and are not safe for kids to play with.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Klavdy on July 05, 2009, 04:04:25 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/14pro8.jpg)
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Klavdy on July 08, 2009, 05:17:43 AM
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: fjdave on July 11, 2009, 01:14:09 AM
Late breaking news....
Mr. Jackson did not die of a heart attack. He was taken to the children's ward and had a stroke.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson
Post by: Marsh White on July 11, 2009, 01:39:31 AM
I also heard that he died of shock when he found out that Boyz 2 Men was a music group and not a delivery service...