Has died at 03:15.
For those not familiar with the 24 hour time system,
That's when the big hand is touching the little hand.
As to the cause of death,the Police have released a statement saying they have eliminated 'The Sunshine', 'The Moonlight' and 'The Good Times' from their enquiries.
They are still interviewing 'The Boogie'.
In a display of support, McDonalds have released the McJackson Burger.
A piece of 50 year old meat between twelve year old buns.
And in honor of his passing, Walmart is having a sale. Boy's pants are half-off.
So Farrah Fawcett is standing at the pearly gates. Saint Peter is looking at her file and says, "We are so sorry you died at such a young age and with such suffering. As beautiful as you are and with the pleasure you brought to the world, is there anything we can do to bring you some peace?"
Farrah says, "I just wish that all the children of the world were a little safer."
And POOF!! Michael Jackson has cardiac arrest.
I also heard that his heart attack was due to food poisoning complications from eating 10yr old nuts.
I thought he must have choked on a little boner.....
Eric M
McDonalds is naming a new sandwich after him.
It's a 50 year old piece of meat between a couple of 12 year old buns... :rofl:
Randy T
Indy
What's the difference between Niel Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Niel Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cked little boys.
he is not really dead, just promoting a thriller comeback where he pops up out of his box at the funeral.
Quote from: Mark Olson on June 28, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
he is not really dead, just promoting a thriller comeback where he pops up out of his box at the funeral.
When the news first broke here, the local station was showing the thriller video in the backgroung for the first few reports...Somebody must have figured it out becuase they switch to different footage from there on.
on a lighter note,
How is Micheal Jackson similar to a trash bag?
Both are made of plastic and are not safe for kids to play with.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/14pro8.jpg)
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Late breaking news....
Mr. Jackson did not die of a heart attack. He was taken to the children's ward and had a stroke.
I also heard that he died of shock when he found out that Boyz 2 Men was a music group and not a delivery service...