Wasn't sure if this needed to go in "mods" section or not.. :wacko1:
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TtCLp_LmffI (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TtCLp_LmffI)
Butt injection with 'Fix a Flat' leads to arrest
A Miami Gardens transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's rear with everything but the kitchen sink in an illegal cosmetic surgery procedure.
Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after an investigation by Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health.
According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue.
The amateur incision was then sealed with super glue, police said. The victim was later hospitalized with a serious medical condition as a result of the injections.
Honey..? Be honest ok, Does this stuff make my tires look fat? :sarcastic:
Hmmmm......No Klavdy yet? I wonder if he is in the hospital? In jail?
He rushed off to the auto parts store. :lol:
Some of the people here in sunny Flori-duh! are just C-R-A-Z-Y ...
...not just a little "off", but _BAT_SHIT_INSANE_!!!
I see stories like this in the paper on a fairly regular basis. Just have to shake my head and wonder sometimes.
I wonder if fix-a-flat would help on my tragically small penis? Up till now I've been putting dog ticks on it to add girth and "texture",,,, but there damn hard to find in Kansas in the winter and the wife gets pretty cranky by the next "tick season"
Quote from: bugboy on November 28, 2011, 10:53:40 PM
I wonder if fix-a-flat would help on my tragically small penis? Up till now I've been putting dog ticks on it to add girth and "texture",,,, but there damn hard to find in Kansas in the winter and the wife gets pretty cranky by the next "tick season"
Tragic side effect of an Orange bike dude.... :lol: Just don't ask about my Purple/Periwinkle wheel.....Or Moon boots.....or.. Awww Hell!!! never mind...
Quote from: FJmonkey on November 28, 2011, 11:02:34 PM
Quote from: bugboy on November 28, 2011, 10:53:40 PM
I wonder if fix-a-flat would help on my tragically small penis? Up till now I've been putting dog ticks on it to add girth and "texture",,,, but there damn hard to find in Kansas in the winter and the wife gets pretty cranky by the next "tick season"
Tragic side effect of an Orange bike dude.... :lol: Just don't ask about my Purple/Periwinkle wheel.....Or Moon boots.....or.. Awww Hell!!! never mind...
Hein,
Is that true about the orange paint?
I'd better get my ass over to Wally-World and pick me up a half dozen cans of Krylon. If what FJmonkey says is true, that alone should bump me up to 2 1/2 or 3 inches!