The Candy With The Little Hole
Lifesavers sweets
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my Gosh! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!