A man was on his way to deliver a coffin when, not that far from his destination, his car broke down. Trying not to be late out of respect for the client, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destinaition.Some policemen saw him and asked, "Hey what are you carrying and where are you going??"
The man said, "ai, you know, I do not like where I was burried, so I am busy relocating".