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Title: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: Arnie on August 03, 2011, 10:05:54 AM

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages
and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: Flying Scotsman on August 03, 2011, 10:16:58 AM

First you have to care about Uncle Jack.

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: FJ111200 on August 03, 2011, 10:36:18 AM

And also about grammar.

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: Dan Filetti on August 03, 2011, 11:00:01 AM

Quote from: FJ111200 on August 03, 2011, 10:36:18 AM
And also about grammar.

(popcorn)

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: FJTillDeath on August 04, 2011, 12:47:27 AM

lol its like the classic:
a woman without her man is nothing.

and

a woman - without her, man is nothing.

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: Klavdy on August 04, 2011, 04:28:03 AM

Loosers, their the ones your talking about?

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: WestOzXJR on August 04, 2011, 06:04:14 AM

Quote from: FJ111200 on August 03, 2011, 10:36:18 AM
And also about grammar.

Hey, you keep grammar out of this, she's 93 leave her alone, she never did get over it when she heard about what Uncle Jack did...

Title: Re: Grammer & Capitals
Post by: richardphillips6208 on August 24, 2011, 04:20:34 AM

One of the bad things about going from mining to teaching is that I now notice EVERY damn spelling and grammatical error; and want to fix them! :shout:

FJowners.com

General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: Arnie on August 03, 2011, 10:05:54 AM