A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor
took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately asked her to undress, afterwhich the doctor began to
stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she
replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse
with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said.
"You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."