I'm not in the best shape, and since retiring from the military I've developed a post-military "gut." When I was back in the U.S. recently, I went to an Asian buffet place, and after dinner, I got a fortune cookie. Here was the note inside:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/Lotsokids/Fortune.jpg)
That's amazing, but it should have said, "Hey, Fatty - don't eat so much at a buffet." :lol: