And here's (http://www.mdolla.com/2008/10/new-on-streets-of-orlando-8-photos.html) yet another reason why,
Prayer/Blowjob Booths
In Orlando, somebody got the bright idea to make these:
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1489/036qc6.jpg)
I've always felt kinda bad when she said, "I like going to the park, but my knees get all dirty and roughed up....."
Now, the fine right-wingers of Orlando have eased all my guilt. Thank you Jesus. I say my best prayers when I'm on the verge of being saved by a mind-shattering orgasm.
I know you're thinking, "Damn....he needs to get laid again...", but read the instructions. They'll even make you think they're talking about nobslobbing.
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2973/0114ee5.jpg)
Come to think of it, they need to put directions for sex in public in lots of places. Parks, restrooms, airplanes, clubs, churches.....schools, auditoriums, among other things.
And the #1 reason why I think these are blowjob booths and not prayer booths?
There's no donation box.
Here's the source (http://www.mdolla.com/2008/10/new-on-streets-of-orlando-8-photos.html) of all your fear.
(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/3918/029rs7.jpg)
lulz
Donation box?
What it is really missing is a spittoon! :good2:
(https://id38.securedata.net/sweetmarias/spittoon/IMG_3015.jpg)
Amen to all of it, but the first picture in the post is all wrong. First of all it was "Toy" that got iced that night and not the poor gangsta bastard that got his name crossed out on the side of the aparatus.
And second of all, someone left the freakin kneel cushion down! I mean Jeebus H, can't anyone read the last step of the obviously well written instructions??? (unless your name IS "Toy" in which case I fully understand being dead as a reason to leave the cushion down. Pray harder next time my son.)
- DG
My condolences to the Toy famliy in this, their time of grief. The loss of a Gangsta is always tragic for their loved ones, but somehow the community will manage...
hahahahaha yeah fuck the gangsta that died. who knew that churches were providing oral copulation facilities to the masses?
OGmudbone
GOD DAMN LIMEY SONSOFBITCHES IF IT WERNT FOR THE US OFA YOU WOUD BE SPEAKING RUSSIAN.
THE US SAVED YOURE SORRY ASS ENOUGH.
Actually, if the United States hadn't intervened, the English would probably be speaking German right now, as a result of the Second World War (1939-1945). The Russians, too, would likely be speaking German also, as a result of a loss of the Second World War.
You probably would have known this if you weren't so ignorant (and stupid). You should have paid attention at school instead of fantasizing about your cousin (or sister) you in-bred jerk.
Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?
Besides, what does your stupid rant have to do with the religious fellating kiosks, anyway? Are you offended because they're yours? That would only make you dumber.
Punctuation, proper capitalization, grammar, and spelling, are the hallmarks of good communication skills. I'm certain that there is a Community College in your town which offers a remedial English Grammar and Compositon course so that you may learn how to communicate effectively with the rest of us without looking as stupid as you sound. Why, looking at your typing, with all caps, poor usage, punctuation, and spelling, I'll bet that you're one of those guys who complain when people speak in foreign languages in your presence. I'd bet that most of them can write in English better than you, too.
Finally, this forum is open to members worldwide. Embrace cultural diversity, you ignorant prick.
Yeah, the Australians almost certainly would be speaking Japanese anyway.... :)
Dan
YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE
Quote from: The PATRIOT on May 10, 2009, 04:21:46 PM
YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE
Lighten up there big guy, no need to have a coronary...
Quote from: The PATRIOT on May 10, 2009, 04:21:46 PM
YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE
is there anyone, anyone on this list that doesn't believe the patriot is a long-standing lister just trolling for shits and giggles?
my vote is for mazz.
AND I BELEAVE YOUR VOTE IS FOR BARCK HUSSEEN OBAMA.
SO GO POUND A TENT PEG UP YER PEE HOLE YOU BEADY EYED FLAT FOOT.
Quote from: mst3kguy on May 10, 2009, 10:45:59 PM
Quote from: The PATRIOT on May 10, 2009, 04:21:46 PM
YOUR THE IGNERNT SON OF A BITCH MIKE COCK HOLSTER YOU GODAMN HIPPY IF YOU LOVE THEM LIMEYS SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MOVE DOWN THERE
is there anyone, anyone on this list that doesn't believe the patriot is a long-standing lister just trolling for shits and giggles?
my vote is for mazz.
Nah, it's gotta be Frank... :morning1:
Randy T
Indy
my pot stirring is much more subtle than that....... and i also know where the caps lock key is.
KOokalooo! :wacko3:
Quote from: mst3kguy on May 10, 2009, 10:45:59 PM
is there anyone, anyone on this list that doesn't believe the patriot is a long-standing lister just trolling for shits and giggles?
my vote is for mazz.
I asked that same question a while back (at the time I think I accused Klavdy) -I get dibbs on the credit if it turns out to be Henry, etc. :)
Marsh, can't you do some sort of techie gobledy-gook searching to figure out if this knucklehead is for real?To Patriot or "Patriot" -as the case may be.
If by some strange twist on reality, you are not someone else in disguise, I really think there are other places on the net that are more to your liking, do you feel any sense of fellowship here? This is a group of people drawn together out of admiration and respect for a machine and for each other. I just don't see any of that from, or to you.
Most folks here are already, or will soon be tired of your ranting, shouting (and for that matter, your poor grammar and spelling) Hell man, the Google tool bar will show you your spelling mistakes right on the screen –right clicking shows you correct replacement options.
My point: There are lots of lists out there that will welcome your brand of vitriol. Please go to one of those, and leave this one?
Dan
Amen, brother! :yahoo:
P.S. I'm a registered Republican, not a "hippy." I leave giving the Country away to the liberals.
P.P.S. Limeys come from the UK, and to go "down there," one would have to begin at the Arctic Circle. Unless one was referring to Australians, but Limey is not the correct ethnic slur for Aussies; I'm not sure what is, but I'm also not interested in insulting my brothers down under.
the only way to win this game is not to play.......
Quote from: Dan Filetti on May 11, 2009, 04:50:20 PM
Marsh, can't you do some sort of techie gobledy-gook searching to figure out if this knucklehead is for real?
Dan,
Yes I can, and I have. That is why The PATRIOT is not banned. I am certain there is some FJ knowledge there...
Hey Mike........lets just stick with Convict Scum............insult away mate.....we're pretty thick skinned down this way :biggrin:
I think someone needs to do a bit more research about WW2 (and not just in the Pacific)
...... and the history of our two countries relations.
Harvy
That is one thing I noticed about the Aussies. They haven't given up their balls in the name of Political Correctness. It's something that most of America has lost because of P.C. Ohh.. You can't say anything because you might "offend" someone.
If you are that easily offended then grow some thicker skin.
Quote from: Dan Filetti on May 11, 2009, 04:50:20 PM
Quote from: mst3kguy on May 10, 2009, 10:45:59 PM
is there anyone, anyone on this list that doesn't believe the patriot is a long-standing lister just trolling for shits and giggles?
my vote is for mazz.
I asked that same question a while back (at the time I think I accused Klavdy) -I get dibbs on the credit if it turns out to be Henry, etc. :)
Marsh, can't you do some sort of techie gobledy-gook searching to figure out if this knucklehead is for real?
To Patriot or "Patriot" -as the case may be.
If by some strange twist on reality, you are not someone else in disguise, I really think there are other places on the net that are more to your liking, do you feel any sense of fellowship here? This is a group of people drawn together out of admiration and respect for a machine and for each other. I just don't see any of that from, or to you.
Most folks here are already, or will soon be tired of your ranting, shouting (and for that matter, your poor grammar and spelling) Hell man, the Google tool bar will show you your spelling mistakes right on the screen –right clicking shows you correct replacement options.
My point: There are lots of lists out there that will welcome your brand of vitriol. Please go to one of those, and leave this one?
Dan
Dan, I'm not agreeing (or disagreeing, for that matter) with anything said here, but that's the beauty of this sort of board... if this thread bothers you,
don't read it! Just move on to another one!
It's really easy to do. :yes:
Randy T
Indy
Mike,
Not sure if "limey" wouldn't be considered a slur by most Aussies, as would "Kiwi" :-). You could try "Ocker", but as with 'rednecks' those who are would probably consider it a compliment :-) Best way to insult and upset most Aussies would be to have a piss-up and not invite them.
Cheers,
Arnie
Quote from: mikeholzer on May 11, 2009, 05:52:48 PM
Amen, brother! :yahoo:
P.S. I'm a registered Republican, not a "hippy." I leave giving the Country away to the liberals.
P.P.S. Limeys come from the UK, and to go "down there," one would have to begin at the Arctic Circle. Unless one was referring to Australians, but Limey is not the correct ethnic slur for Aussies; I'm not sure what is, but I'm also not interested in insulting my brothers down under.
Quote from: Arnie on May 12, 2009, 08:48:33 AM
Best way to insult and upset most Aussies would be to have a piss-up and not invite them.
Cheers,
Arnie
Yeah, I suppose. But honestly, I'm not the type to insult anybody. At least I'm learning how to avoid pissing you guys off.
It's amazing to me how popular this bike is "down under." When I graduated high school in the late 80's, this was
the bike to own. Too bad it took me 20+ years to get around to owning one.
Quote from: Harvy on May 11, 2009, 07:53:33 PM
Hey Mike........lets just stick with Convict Scum............insult away mate.....we're pretty thick skinned down this way :biggrin:
I think someone needs to do a bit more research about WW2 (and not just in the Pacific)
...... and the history of our two countries relations.
Harvy
Harvy-
I do hope that 'someone' does not refer to me? Australia was of course heavily involved in WW2, in North Africa, and in throughout Europe, but the Japanese did bomb the hell out of Darwin. The did this with an eye towards gaining access to new guinea, which they held for a quite a while. My quip about Australians speaking Japanese was not entirely unfounded. The Japanese empire was formidable long about 1942:
http://www.historyplace.com/unitedstates/pacificwar/pacwar.gif (http://www.historyplace.com/unitedstates/pacificwar/pacwar.gif)
Knocking a bit close on the Australian door -no?
The war in the South Pacific was not a sure thing for the Allies. Were it not for the bomb, the war would have ground on for many more years and it's not clear to me that the allies were guaranteed a victory. Had Hiroshima and Nagasaki not been nuked, the Allies might have lost, or at least lost the will to fight and ceded the hemisphere to the Japanese. If the European war had ended in 1944, and the South Pacific ground on in to say 1948, or 1950, I think a strategic withdrawal is not beyond the fray of possibilities. Were that to have happened, 40 years of Japanese rule, 4 or so generations, hell yeah there be a whole lot more Japanese speaking convicts just about now.
I can see it now, "Domo arigato -mate!"
Game on.
Dan
NO, not at all Dan..... :flag_of_truce: :flag_of_truce: .... more for "John Wayne's" benefit.
Dad was in New Guinea during WW2, so I know what you are talking about......Wars suck!
Harvy
Post Correction: 1945 (not 44) and 50 odd years, (not 40) -typing too fast and not double checking...
Dan, just a quick FYI: you can "Modify" your own posts after posting them. There is like a 1 1/2 minute window even where it won't post the "post modified on" message at the bottom. Call it a Grace Period if you will...