FJowners.com

General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lotsokids on April 30, 2011, 05:45:01 AM

Title: Royal Wedding
Post by: Lotsokids on April 30, 2011, 05:45:01 AM
[American style rant]
There is SO much hype about this. I really don't care! Maybe if I lived in England or something. My kids and wife are all wrapped up in it - researching what the princess wore, watching reporters give comments on other's reaction to her dress, blah blah blah... Google and Yahoo changed their text to promote this wedding. I'd prefer 72 pt. black Arial font. What practical impact is there for me? Will this event make my FJ quicker or faster?

Maybe this is all fueled by too much estrogen in the world. I couldn't post this on FaceBook because I would offend everyone over there. I think something taught at Klavdy's School of Offense is that it's easier to throw a crap grenade somewhere where people don't know you.

Have a great day riding, thus increasing your testosterone level.

(popcorn)
[/American style rant]
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: mz_rider on April 30, 2011, 07:14:46 AM
Good rant - get it off your chest. Think about the British Royals as a real-life soap opera about a wealthy but totally dysfunctional family. Prince Charles apparently a guy who puts the paste on his tooth brush! And as for Prince Harry - where did that ginger tosser come from? Total lack of any family resemblance. We are a lot less interested this side of the border but as you say the ladies go daft for this sort of thing. Wait 'till they start breeding and we'll have it all over again.

Stuart   
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Klavdy on April 30, 2011, 07:51:13 AM
Any Man who's mother,wife, girlfriend,daughter etc was totally into the Royal Wedding needs to think this one through.
If you act like a churl and hang shit on the whole thing, you are the one who is going to miss out.
So what if you don't like it,they do.
They really, really do.
Score some Brownie points and don't act like a prick about it, this is for your own best interest.
After all, they are Women with memories like steel trap elephants and by being a knob about it, one day you will be made to rue.
Better to feign interest.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Travis398 on April 30, 2011, 08:15:20 AM
Somehow it all makes me wish we could go back to hearing about Lindsay Lohan everyday.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: DailyDriver on April 30, 2011, 01:48:07 PM

If one doesn't care, don't watch it. You know what they say. There're two knobs to fix what you don't like on the t.v. One to turn it off, and another to switch the channel.

I'm sure there are those who can't see why someone would salivate over motorcycles let alone get on one of those death traps. Not to mention spend time on a web site deticated to a particular brand. To each their own.

I rather liked the royal wedding myself. But it's over now, time to move on. Cheers!
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Mark Olson on April 30, 2011, 01:52:43 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on April 30, 2011, 07:51:13 AM
Any Man who's mother,wife, girlfriend,daughter etc was totally into the Royal Wedding needs to think this one through.
If you act like a churl and hang shit on the whole thing, you are the one who is going to miss out.
So what if you don't like it,they do.
They really, really do.
Score some Brownie points and don't act like a prick about it, this is for your own best interest.
After all, they are Women with memories like steel trap elephants and by being a knob about it, one day you will be made to rue.
Better to feign interest.

Fine words of wisdom , I messed up on the other royal wedding years ago and have been paying for it ever since.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: andyoutandabout on April 30, 2011, 07:00:00 PM
A royal wedding is a pretty awesome event to behold and though I'm not much of a flag waver, I do have a bit of a Kate boner. It's kinda alright having a royal family for folks to take an interest in. Sure they're odd, but they're just so bloody British.

So colonists, bow down to your rulers else we restrict your tea and crumpet supplies.

God Save The Queen
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Klavdy on April 30, 2011, 07:23:06 PM
Yeah, she's hot,

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aG3LLbYM9z8/TbrmMDltc0I/AAAAAAAACQQ/v5sMmSONlmQ/s1600/kate-middleton-sexy-1.jpg)
But she's now got Knights and shit, they'd stab you with their swords.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/64668134_d11a8468db.jpg)
Her Hubby is their Boss, they are fair dinkum hard men.

But who wouldn't slip Pippa a length?

(http://www.beautyisdiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pippa-middleton-royal-wedding-4-570x413.jpg)

Their Mums pretty hot too,,,

(http://images.thedirt.com.au/2011/04/29/567682/Carol_MIddleton-600x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: 1tinindian on April 30, 2011, 07:55:32 PM
Sorry, Klavdy old boy, I'm going to take away one of your negitive Karmas for this post! :good:
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: weymouth399 on April 30, 2011, 08:18:14 PM
For the top picture, I'll give a few bad. Want more :shok:
I don't know if the rest of you guys (sorry girls) realize this, but they ALWAYS look better when there not yours. And haven't spoke yet.

Bob W
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Klavdy on April 30, 2011, 08:23:53 PM
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2473.gif)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Travis398 on April 30, 2011, 11:42:28 PM
As we know I could easily find pics of Lindsay to top that, but I will save the moderators the trouble of deleting another one of my posts.

Lindsay don't need "knights and shit" to keep her home, she has this nice ankle bracelet.

(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-boost-mobile-bikini-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Mark Olson on May 01, 2011, 12:29:48 AM
Quote from: Klavdy on April 30, 2011, 08:23:53 PM
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2473.gif)


Jail break   :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Kopfjaeger on May 01, 2011, 06:47:26 AM
Quote from: Mark Olson on May 01, 2011, 12:29:48 AM
Quote from: Klavdy on April 30, 2011, 08:23:53 PM
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/2473.gif)


Jail break   :yahoo: :yahoo:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: rktmanfj on May 01, 2011, 08:38:49 AM
Quote from: weymouth399 on April 30, 2011, 08:18:14 PM

I don't know if the rest of you guys (sorry girls) realize this, but they ALWAYS look better when there not yours. And haven't spoke yet.

Bob W

Truer words were never spoken.    :good2:

Randy T
Indy
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: axiom-r on May 01, 2011, 11:32:49 AM
Saw the Royal Wedding....it was like a car crash- you just couldn't look away even during the boring parts!  Klavdy has summed it up nicely- the ladies go nuts for this stuff so best bite your tongue if you want to keep your lady smiling at you.

Gotta agree with all comments related to the smoking hotness of the Middleton women- WOW.  :nyam2:

My only other thought is that in a world where we see one news story after the other demonstrating man's shallowness, willingness to murder, lack of care for fellow man etc etc etc....  This was a resounding positive note that reached 2 billion people....the world deserves to see that right now.  Made me realize how few and far between the positive stories like this one are... 
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Lotsokids on May 01, 2011, 03:02:08 PM
Quote from: axiom-r on May 01, 2011, 11:32:49 AM
My only other thought is that in a world where we see one news story after the other demonstrating man's shallowness, willingness to murder, lack of care for fellow man etc etc etc....  This was a resounding positive note that reached 2 billion people....the world deserves to see that right now.  Made me realize how few and far between the positive stories like this one are... 

You got me there. You're absolutely right.
I had a friend that received the daily newspaper, but read it the following day so he could say, "I'm glad THAT didn't happen today."
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Travis398 on May 01, 2011, 05:05:34 PM
It's a wedding guys, not the virgin Mary. They happen all the time.
I suppose if hearing about the brides maids dresses for the next couple weeks turns you on, then you are good to go.   

Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: axiom-r on May 01, 2011, 07:36:27 PM
Quote from: Travis398 on May 01, 2011, 05:05:34 PM
It's a wedding guys, not the virgin Mary. They happen all the time.
I suppose if hearing about the brides maids dresses for the next couple weeks turns you on, then you are good to go.

You just made me spit my Sunday evening beer Travis!   :rofl2:

I didn't mean to sound so "enthralled" by the weeding- was trying to say that you just don't see shit like that in the States....so even as a bore it is something new... and my girl, like so many others, was bonkers over it.