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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: Marsh White on April 14, 2011, 11:15:27 AM

Title: Men’s scam to watch out for
Post by: Marsh White on April 14, 2011, 11:15:27 AM
Men's Scam. Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.  This is the first warning I have seen for men. 
I Wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.  This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.  Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.  They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  (It's impossible not to look).  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.You agree and they climb into the vehicle.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th.  Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.  What a horrible way to take advantage of us men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.  I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's.  I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart. So please, send this on to all the men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
Title: Re: Men’s scam to watch out for
Post by: LA Mike on April 14, 2011, 11:22:32 AM
You have been around K-Man a little Too Much...

Title: Re: Men’s scam to watch out for
Post by: Marsh White on April 14, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
Quote from: LA Mike on April 14, 2011, 11:22:32 AM
You have been around K-Man a little Too Much...


I was actually sent that by his girl...

maybe she has been around him too much...    :rofl:
Title: Re: Men’s scam to watch out for
Post by: Scooterbob on April 14, 2011, 02:22:19 PM
Very funny!  Still laughing while I type.   :rofl2:

Can't say I wouldn't fall for the same scam. 
Title: Re: Men’s scam to watch out for
Post by: carsick on April 14, 2011, 11:09:16 PM
I'm safe unfortunately, my wife has my wallet.
Title: Re: Men’s scam to watch out for
Post by: oldktmdude on April 15, 2011, 05:47:58 AM
  Next time your at Wal-Mart, (sometime soon, I suspect) you should talk to them about a bulk buy on wallets!   :lol: Pete.