Found these today, thought I would share them. No, I'm not selling my FJ yet.
Will turn more heads than a neck specialist with a 50% off sale,
Has more sparkle than a hip hop artists teeth,
Tougher than old steak,
More stunning than a bath full of electric eels,
Snaps more heads than a cordless screwdriver,
Has more lines than an architects note book,
Shines like a Harvard graduate,
Grabs more attention than a lingerie wearing barmaid,
Louder than an orange sweater,
Has more balls than a discount sports super store,
As reliable as scattered showers,
Rides like a nagging wife,
Runs like cheap pantyhose