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Title: european tour
Post by: hairless biker on February 24, 2011, 05:29:45 PM
Hi could anybody help me with ideas on trip that i,m taking in Europe taking in France, Belgium, Netherlands & Germany where to go and camp sites I,m travelling from N, Ireland, Wales England to Folkstone to Calais. Be glad of any input  :good2:
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: mz_rider on February 25, 2011, 12:11:49 PM
Quote from: hairless biker on February 24, 2011, 05:29:45 PM
Hi could anybody help me with ideas on trip that i,m taking in Europe taking in France, Belgium, Netherlands & Germany where to go and camp sites I,m travelling from N, Ireland, Wales England to Folkstone to Calais. Be glad of any input  :good2:

Hairless,

The best tip I can give you is to obtain a Michelin Green Guide for the areas you intend to visit. These guides have good maps at the front highlighting places of interest and touring routes.

Is your route NI to Dublin then a ferry to Holyhead? Another way would be Belfast to Stranraer then Newcastle to Amsterdam.

My favourite places in the countries you mention are mostly in Germany: the Moselle valley between Koblenz & Trier, Heidelberg, the Romantic Road between Wurzburg, Rothenburg and down to the Bavarian Alps, Garmish-Partenkirchen and mad King Ludwig's castles in Bavaria. I also recommend  the German Motorcycle Museum at Nekarsulm and the Mercedes Benz museum in Stuttgart. Bruges in Belgium is nice as is the Jura Mountains region in eastern France.

I used to tour Europe in the '80s and would love to again but my woman would not sit a bike for that long and with fuel & ferry prices it's cheaper to fly to Spain or Greece and rent a villa.

Stuart
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: Klavdy on February 26, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
Amsterdam.
Go to the Red Light district,get on the drugs, shag yourself stupid.
Sorted.
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: FJmonkey on February 26, 2011, 10:01:44 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on February 26, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
Amsterdam.
Go to the Red Light district,get on the drugs, shag yourself stupid.
Sorted.
+1 on that.....I heard its good for the er...something..... maybe the Kaookaloooo..........?
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: racerman_27410 on February 26, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: FJmonkey on February 26, 2011, 10:01:44 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on February 26, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
Amsterdam.
Go to the Red Light district,get on the drugs, shag yourself stupid.
Sorted.
+1 on that.....I heard its good for the er...something..... maybe the Kaookaloooo..........?

I've heard shagging is good for stimulating kookaloo! (but please consult a physician if you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours)


KOokaloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :good2:
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: Yamifj1200 on February 27, 2011, 09:07:13 AM
"(but please consult a physician if you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours)"


Or more importantly call more ladies......


Eric M
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: Mark Olson on February 27, 2011, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: Yamifj1200 on February 27, 2011, 09:07:13 AM
"(but please consult a physician if you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours)"


Or more importantly call more ladies......


Eric M


"seek professional assistance" :good:
Title: Re: european tour
Post by: hairless biker on May 28, 2011, 04:25:45 AM
 :good2: Rog jo good advice come home flying the fj and a lifeless dick :wacko2: