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Title: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: Klavdy on October 31, 2010, 05:06:47 AM
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Dear AUSFAGS

Halloween is an AMERICAN TRADITION, please FUCK OFF and do not dress up like an absolute cock.

Just because you watch MTV, talk like a fucking homie and wish you lived in L.A does not give you the right to act like a complete Seppo
If you rock up to our house asking trick or treat I will kindly cuntpunch you.

Thank you for your consideration,now fuck off.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: mjrider on October 31, 2010, 01:03:44 PM
Doesn't Halloween have it's roots in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian holiday All Saints' Day?

Also, isn't it observed in Canada, Ireland, and the UK as well, these days? :scratch_one-s_head:
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: FJmonkey on October 31, 2010, 01:10:34 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on October 31, 2010, 05:06:47 AM
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Dear AUSFAGS

Halloween is an AMERICAN TRADITION, please FUCK OFF and do not dress up like an absolute cock.

Just because you watch MTV, talk like a fucking homie and wish you lived in L.A does not give you the right to act like a complete Seppo
If you rock up to our house asking trick or treat I will kindly cuntpunch you.

Thank you for your consideration,now fuck off.

I think Simi_Ed is dressing up like a pine cone..... :unknown:
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: Harvy on October 31, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on October 31, 2010, 05:06:47 AM
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Dear AUSFAGS


If you rock up to our house asking trick or treat I will kindly cuntpunch you.



Or as my youngest son did.........take the garden hose indoors..........and give them a good hose down.

Harvy
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: Klavdy on October 31, 2010, 09:45:54 PM
Quote from: mjrider on October 31, 2010, 01:03:44 PM
Doesn't Halloween have it's roots in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian holiday All Saints' Day?

Also, isn't it observed in Canada, Ireland, and the UK as well, these days? :scratch_one-s_head:

Who gives a fuck what other, lesser countries do?
This is Australia we're talking about mate.
Bloody Seppos.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: simi_ed on November 01, 2010, 03:07:58 AM
Quote from: FJmonkey on October 31, 2010, 01:10:34 PM
I think Simi_Ed is dressing up like a pine cone..... :unknown:

I tried to dress like a pine cone.  Whaddya think?  
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/1/thumb_21_01_11_10_2_10_03.jpeg)
No Klavdy, that's not a corn cob!
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: Klavdy on November 01, 2010, 05:35:48 AM
Quote from: simi_ed on November 01, 2010, 03:07:58 AM
Quote from: FJmonkey on October 31, 2010, 01:10:34 PM
I think Simi_Ed is dressing up like a pine cone..... :unknown:

I tried to dress like a pine cone.  Whaddya think?  
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/1/thumb_21_01_11_10_2_10_03.jpeg)
No Klavdy, that's not a corn cob!

Hahahahah!
That's fucken GREAT!
You can hardly tell the difference between the pine cone and your cone shaped noggin.
Hahahaha!
Cone Head Ed!
That's your new name from now on, Cone Head.
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: Kopfjaeger on November 02, 2010, 08:17:16 PM
chuckles. if u believe in fairytales then halloween is the celebration of the mocking and destruction of lesser fairytale figures in an effort to have one supreme fairytale and prove that that fairytale is really the only true fairytale u should read....... does that mean an athiest would be celebrating halloween? like valentines day just a money grabbing excersize. but even if it wasnt halloween your offer of a free cuntpunch  (  :rofl: - ) would keep me from straying near your front door klavdy. and you being you im sure you dont have a backdoor entrance  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: Harvy on November 02, 2010, 09:44:47 PM
Quote from: Kopfjaeger on November 02, 2010, 08:17:16 PM
does that mean an athiest would be celebrating halloween? like valentines day just a money grabbing excersize.

Atheism is a non-Prophet organisation!

Harvy
Title: Re: HALLOWEEN DOWN UNDER
Post by: andyoutandabout on November 03, 2010, 07:34:38 PM
I dig halloween. I get to teach dressed as a spaceman. Who could have seen that one coming?