And you know what that means?
TORMENT FLUFFY TIME!!
YAY!!!
(http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1272808970.gif)
I'm so gunna get him, and get him baaaaad,,,
Big Spider Attacks Daddy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
http://blip.tv/play/AfHtXAI (http://blip.tv/play/AfHtXAI)
Dude...you must be smoking crack or something! If you fuck with me with spiders your FJ will be gone and sold before I can even punch you in the face!
Don't give a shit about your FJ you say? Then I'll zap your balls with my 2.8 million volt stun gun while you're sleeping and spray pepper spray in your face....you've been warned...I'm serious...
Urban myths to strike fear into the hearts of spider haters -
1) you swallow on average 3 spiders a year in your sleep
2) you are rarely more than 10 feet away from a spider unless your in the polar regions.
Hey spiders are our friends - I think they eat mosquitos - now that's very useful - I hate mosquitos more than almost anything.
Quote from: andyoutandabout on May 23, 2010, 11:58:40 PM
Urban myths to strike fear into the hearts of spider haters -
1) you swallow on average 3 spiders a year in your sleep
Yes - Urban Legend that is (in my best Yoda voice):
https://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html (https://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html)
http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm (http://insects.about.com/od/insectfolklore/qt/spiders-swallowed-while-asleep.htm)
(http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/Animated_GIF/Spider/tdspiders-comic-animated.gif)
hey there rally goers , I have a front wheel from a 90 fj up for grabs to whoever buys me breakfast at the rally.
I'm thinkin dennys in fort brag.
Yea, all spiders are your friends.... *Horse Shit*
How about the Brown Recluse Spider? How bad could he be?
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/49_24_05_10_3_21_39.jpeg)
Spider bite day 3, no big deal:
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/49_24_05_10_3_15_19.jpeg)
Spider bite day 5, looks like it hurts:
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/49_24_05_10_3_17_16.jpeg)
Spider bite day 6, now, things are looking interesting:
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/49_24_05_10_3_18_10.jpeg)
Spider bite day 9, now, starting to worry...
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/49_24_05_10_3_19_14.jpeg)
Spider bite day 10....Time for a new thumb:
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/49_24_05_10_3_20_18.jpeg)
Marsh, I'll bring a bag full of spiders and we will put 'em in Klavdy's sleeping bag...
Pat you thick Paddy, I never said they were your friends.
Still bring spiders but.
I didn't say you did....especially the 'lil fuckers you got down there......
Quote from: Klavdy on May 24, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Pat you thick Paddy, I never said they were your friends.
Quote from: Marsh White on May 23, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Dude...you must be smoking crack or something! If you fuck with me with spiders your FJ will be gone and sold before I can even punch you in the face!
Don't give a shit about your FJ you say? Then I'll zap your balls with my 2.8 million volt stun gun while you're sleeping and spray pepper spray in your face....you've been warned...I'm serious...
marsh,
you could always steal his passport/papers when he's not looking, replace them with something identifying him from, oh, columbia or somewhere else south of the border, then take a nice ride down to arizona... ( :
Quote from: mst3kguy on May 24, 2010, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Marsh White on May 23, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Dude...you must be smoking crack or something! If you fuck with me with spiders your FJ will be gone and sold before I can even punch you in the face!
Don't give a shit about your FJ you say? Then I'll zap your balls with my 2.8 million volt stun gun while you're sleeping and spray pepper spray in your face....you've been warned...I'm serious...
marsh,
you could always steal his passport/papers when he's not looking, replace them with something identifying him from, oh, columbia or somewhere else south of the border, then take a nice ride down to arizona... ( :
Geography are hard.
I already am from south of the border.
(http://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/spidereffect.gif?w=400&h=381)
Well only a Northern Hemisphere "dick" would do this ... http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/292056 (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/292056) ... lucky he didn't have to have it amputated.
Ned
Quotehis penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was up and his heart racing
Now that is a handy little bug. And you Kiwis get those for free on the beach?
I am such a Fag.
It's true, I'm petrified of Spiders.
They make me feel all icky.
Quote from: Marsh White on June 01, 2010, 03:33:48 PM
I am such a Fag.
It's true, I'm petrified of Spiders.
They make me feel all icky.
but you wont ever find a spider sucking your blood out like mosquitos..... those icky webs catch literally thousands of mosquitos and other flying pests...... yes indeed.... those spiders are our friends!
KOokaloo!
Frank
Just don't ever let your children find out- they will exploit your every weakness mercilessly. Just like some evil grownups do. Speaking of which, are you quite sure you posted this of your own free will? It seems a bit, um, contrived. Marsh, are you being held hostage? Or has another perhaps accessed your account?
Quote from: carsick on June 01, 2010, 05:00:24 PM
Just don't ever let your children find out- they will exploit your every weakness mercilessly. Just like some evil grownups do. Speaking of which, are you quite sure you posted this of your own free will? It seems a bit, um, contrived. Marsh, are you being held hostage? Or has another perhaps accessed your account?
I am going for the latter...as someone else said last year I believe; Be aware America, Be aware...
Randy - RPM
I left Klavdy alone in my garage today - and my garage computer was logged into this forum. Typical Klavdy - no my account has not been comprimised. I will make sure my garage computer is logged out from now on....
ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?
Just a note if you haven't order your rally shirt yet Please do it by 10am Cali. time Friday June4th if you want one.
Klva have not heard from you...
LA Mike
"Look kids.... Big Ben.... Parliment........."
Quote from: LA Mike on June 02, 2010, 04:27:48 PM
Just a note if you haven't order your rally shirt yet Please do it by 10am Cali. time Friday June4th if you want one.
Klva have not heard from you...
LA Mike
Mike - Klavdy wants 1 grey short sleeve XL shirt.