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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: Klavdy on May 13, 2010, 01:57:49 AM

Title: I've been thinking
Post by: Klavdy on May 13, 2010, 01:57:49 AM
I've been thinking of getting a Butt Plug, no particular reason apart from wanting to fit in with the East Coast Spring Rally  "In Crowd"

Its easy enough to understand how to insert them but just how do you remove them?
Do you, like, fart them out?
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: fj1289 on May 13, 2010, 03:55:03 AM
That'd be a hell of a way to deal with a tailgater!
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: carsick on May 13, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
Don't the Corbin "saddles" have an attachment for that? They really should, for the price.
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: Pat Conlon on May 13, 2010, 11:56:59 AM
Quote from: Klavdy on May 13, 2010, 01:57:49 AM
"I've been thinking........"

Stop right there....That's your problem.
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: the fan on May 13, 2010, 01:13:23 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on May 13, 2010, 01:57:49 AM
I've been thinking of getting a Butt Plug, no particular reason apart from wanting to fit in with the East Coast Spring Rally  "In Crowd"

Its easy enough to understand how to insert them but just how do you remove them?
Do you, like, fart them out?

It works a lot like the stick yu fellas use out west. Just shorter.
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: FJmonkey on May 13, 2010, 09:52:54 PM
I think this belongs in a different location, like parts and exhaust........Parts and accessories that prevent crushing you nuts under hard breaking (Corbin style).....Hell, this might even start a new oil thread for what works best... :rofl2:
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: Ned on May 13, 2010, 10:15:29 PM
You could always be like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil ....   :shok:

Ned
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: carsick on May 13, 2010, 11:36:21 PM
Maybe this should be moved to "back problems". Randy, check it out, maybe that's where the pain is originating! Or how about "rear shock"?
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: pdxfj on May 13, 2010, 11:38:03 PM
90 weight smells like ass anyway.. so he could just use that and he wouldn't know the difference..

Quote from: FJmonkey on May 13, 2010, 09:52:54 PM
....Hell, this might even start a new oil thread for what works best... :rofl2:
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: roverfj1200 on May 13, 2010, 11:43:05 PM
Good old Toilet wit... The forum is sliding down hill..  :lol: :lol: :dash2:
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: carsick on May 13, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
I believe Penske makes an adjustable model for the rear with a remote reservoir to suit a rider's special needs.

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Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: carsick on May 13, 2010, 11:57:43 PM
 OK, time to quit before I offend someone.  :bad:
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: Klavdy on May 14, 2010, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: carsick on May 13, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
Don't the Corbin "saddles" have an attachment for that? They really should, for the price.

Oooh, what's that attachment on the saddle in your avatar pic?

Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: carsick on May 14, 2010, 02:26:31 AM
I was hoping you'd notice.
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: Travis398 on May 14, 2010, 05:34:07 AM
perhaps this thread belongs in the "Down Under Topics"
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: Kopfjaeger on May 14, 2010, 08:34:47 AM
no you leave us aussies alone. we dont need no butt plugs. we got women. and beer. :blum2:
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: weymouth399 on May 14, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
So don't this mainer, beer & woman, singular (damm it) but I here there are places. Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous. but not here.
Title: Re: I've been thinking
Post by: Question Mark on May 20, 2010, 10:15:06 PM
 You could always go to the Greek store where the parking is always in the rear.....