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Title: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ribbert on November 17, 2020, 06:50:13 AM

Yes, it would appear so.
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: andyoutandabout on November 17, 2020, 01:12:39 PM
Random
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Millietant on November 17, 2020, 02:14:34 PM
Did that many years ago after working a normal day shift and then continuing through the night shift without a break.

Was lodging about 45 minutes from work and left the plant heading north on the A15 from Lincoln up towards Brigg.  After a lot of straight road, 3/4 of the way to my lodgings, the road turns 90 dgrees right.....on this occasion, as I was fast asleep at the wheel of my company Ford Escort van, I continued straight ahead, missing the turn altogether, through the open field gate and woke up as I hurtled transversely across the ploughed furrows in the field.

I wasn't the first to have done that (that's why the farmer left the gate open) and I doubt I was the last. Luckily the van wasn't damaged, save for a bit of soil and mud clinging to the front and underside of the van!!!!!

It was a long, long time until I drove that tired again  :sarcastic:
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ZOA NOM on November 17, 2020, 03:56:45 PM
I figured there was a hidden picture...
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: andyoutandabout on November 17, 2020, 07:41:21 PM
Rick wins that one
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: fj1289 on November 17, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
Got to love the digital campfire!
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ribbert on November 18, 2020, 07:44:37 AM
Quote from: andyoutandabout on November 17, 2020, 07:41:21 PM
Rick wins that one

Glad I provided you boys with a bit of fun but the boring fact is, that was an answer to a PM conversation that got posted here in error.

Noel
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ribbert on November 18, 2020, 08:11:13 AM


One of these days I'll learn that unless it's a pie in the face, humour is risky.

Noel
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ZOA NOM on November 18, 2020, 10:14:46 AM
 (popcorn)
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Millietant on November 18, 2020, 04:33:55 PM
Hang on a minute Noel.....pie in the face isn't funny in my book  :sarcastic:

The Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler type of comedy really misses the mark with me. I suppose I have a typically dark sarcastic British sense of humour, but I also enjoy "clever" comedy - Bill Bailey's stand up routines are awesome...no shouting, no swearing, just clever inciteful and imaginative commentary and stories - can you do that as well ? .


:good2:
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: FJ_Hooligan on November 18, 2020, 10:03:14 PM
You forgot to include the crap by Will Farrell
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: krusty on November 18, 2020, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: Millietant on November 18, 2020, 04:33:55 PM
Hang on a minute Noel.....pie in the face isn't funny in my book  :sarcastic:

The Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler type of comedy really misses the mark with me. I suppose I have a typically dark sarcastic British sense of humour, but I also enjoy "clever" comedy - Bill Bailey's stand up routines are awesome...no shouting, no swearing, just clever inciteful and imaginative commentary and stories - can you do that as well ? .


:good2:
Right on there. Add Black Books to the list of shortlived classics.
I never got The Office, boring as batshit.
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Millietant on November 19, 2020, 05:52:56 AM
Yeah guys, I'm with you both on that - also Steve Carrell just drives me mad (almost as much as Seth Rogen)

:Facepalm:
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ribbert on November 19, 2020, 05:56:55 AM
Quote from: Millietant on November 18, 2020, 04:33:55 PM
Hang on a minute Noel.....pie in the face isn't funny in my book  :sarcastic:

The Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler type of comedy really misses the mark with me. I suppose I have a typically dark sarcastic British sense of humour, but I also enjoy "clever" comedy - Bill Bailey's stand up routines are awesome...no shouting, no swearing, just clever inciteful and imaginative commentary and stories - can you do that as well ? .


:good2:

Haha, misunderstood humour has bitten me on the arse here once already this week, I think I'll stay out of naming names.

When a movie is made for foreign release, it is scripted and filmed accordingly and then as a final check, is screened for test audiences to see what they forgot. After all, a comedy without laughs won't do very well at the box office.

Australia doesn't make a lot of movies for world release but if they can crack it in the US, it will make many times more profit than it could possibly achieve here with a population of only 25 mill. To this end, I remember "Crocodile Dundee" being played to an American test audience and having what was considered some of the funniest parts of the movie pass in complete silence.

The then edited US release version was played back to Aussie audiences with a far more subdued reaction than the original. I guess the difference in humour between countries is hardly news.

For me, the most laughs still come from my favourite cartoonist, Gary Larson, he still makes me laugh even on the umteenth reading of his books over many decades. My brother had a pile of books in his toilet that made up Larson's complete works. Audible laughter from his toilet and visits of such duration that enquiries about the health of the occupant were common.



Noel
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: fj1289 on November 19, 2020, 08:27:22 AM
Noel - if you haven't seen it yet, you would probably like the book The PreHistory of the Far Side.  Unique glimpse into the mind of the genius. 
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Waiex191 on November 19, 2020, 09:11:49 AM
Am I the only one here who wants to know who was asleep at the wheel?

Midvale School of the Gifted
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: giantkiller on November 19, 2020, 10:04:28 AM
Unfortunately I have been many times. Lol
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Millietant on November 19, 2020, 10:05:24 AM
Aha.........someone else who kept their reading matter in the "Loobrary"  :sarcastic:

Quote from: ribbert on November 19, 2020, 05:56:55 AM
Quote from: Millietant on November 18, 2020, 04:33:55 PM
Hang on a minute Noel.....pie in the face isn't funny in my book  :sarcastic:

The Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler type of comedy really misses the mark with me. I suppose I have a typically dark sarcastic British sense of humour, but I also enjoy "clever" comedy - Bill Bailey's stand up routines are awesome...no shouting, no swearing, just clever inciteful and imaginative commentary and stories - can you do that as well ? .


:good2:

Haha, misunderstood humour has bitten me on the arse here once already this week, I think I'll stay out of naming names.

When a movie is made for foreign release, it is scripted and filmed accordingly and then as a final check, is screened for test audiences to see what they forgot. After all, a comedy without laughs won't do very well at the box office.

Australia doesn't make a lot of movies for world release but if they can crack it in the US, it will make many times more profit than it could possibly achieve here with a population of only 25 mill. To this end, I remember "Crocodile Dundee" being played to an American test audience and having what was considered some of the funniest parts of the movie pass in complete silence.

The then edited US release version was played back to Aussie audiences with a far more subdued reaction than the original. I guess the difference in humour between countries is hardly news.

For me, the most laughs still come from my favourite cartoonist, Gary Larson, he still makes me laugh even on the umteenth reading of his books over many decades. My brother had a pile of books in his toilet that made up Larson's complete works. Audible laughter from his toilet and visits of such duration that enquiries about the health of the occupant were common.



Noel
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Pat Conlon on November 19, 2020, 11:04:34 AM
I'm happy to see that I'm not alone in thinking that these guys were not funny.....
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: Millietant on November 19, 2020, 01:15:37 PM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on November 19, 2020, 11:04:34 AM
I'm happy to see that I'm not alone in thinking that these guys were not funny.....

I think we might be "gentlemen of a certain age"  :sarcastic:
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ribbert on November 20, 2020, 07:12:54 AM
Quote from: Waiex191 on November 19, 2020, 09:11:49 AM
Am I the only one here who wants to know who was asleep at the wheel?

Midvale School of the Gifted

Haha, that's funny, I get the reference.



The title Asleep at the wheel was used figuratively, not literally, the post was removed over a presumed difference of opinion on what constitutes inappropriate content. To explain the context would no doubt see that post removed as well and be seen as inflammatory behaviour and intentionally flouting forum rules, and we don't want that.

So, to answer your question and satisfy your curiosity, there was no ripping yarn about anyone actually falling asleep at the wheel.

I may have already said too much........................aaaaarrrrgggghhh

Noel
Title: Re: Asleep at the wheel
Post by: ribbert on November 20, 2020, 07:37:49 AM
Quote from: fj1289 on November 19, 2020, 08:27:22 AM
Noel - if you haven't seen it yet, you would probably like the book The PreHistory of the Far Side.  Unique glimpse into the mind of the genius. 

Thanks Chris, I'll hunt it out.





Noel