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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: Seanable on October 26, 2020, 09:22:53 PM

Title: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: Seanable on October 26, 2020, 09:22:53 PM
...because they taste funny!  :smile:
Title: Re: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: red on October 26, 2020, 10:06:59 PM
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Do you know why cannibals do not eat divorced women?

They're bitter.    :ireful:   
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Title: Re: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: Bill_Rockoff on October 28, 2020, 05:36:51 AM
One cannibal says to the other, "Man, I just HATE my mother-in-law."

The other one says, "So just eat the noodles."

- my nana, like 40 years ago
Title: Re: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: carey on October 28, 2020, 10:35:17 AM
From the 3rd or 4th grade;

Little girl: Mommy, I hate my brothers guts.   

Mommy: Shut up and eat what I put on your plate.
Title: Re: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: Seanable on October 28, 2020, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: red on October 26, 2020, 10:06:59 PM
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Do you know why cannibals do not eat divorced women?

They're bitter.    :ireful:   
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Oh that's awesome.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: Capn Ron on October 29, 2020, 02:28:51 AM
Two cannibals are having lunch in the jungle.  One says to the other, "Gee, your wife makes great soup!"  "Yeah, I know...but I'll miss her." 
Title: Re: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
Post by: krusty on October 29, 2020, 04:22:58 PM
Two cannibals were having a really great dinner and having a fun time.
One cannibal says "I'm having a ball!'
The other cannibal replies "Save the other one for me!"
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