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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: Troyskie on October 08, 2020, 04:11:26 PM

Title: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: Troyskie on October 08, 2020, 04:11:26 PM
I love bears...
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: Pat Conlon on October 08, 2020, 04:51:22 PM
The (not so)  funny part is, that this is true.
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: Charlie-brm on October 08, 2020, 05:44:53 PM
Thanks. I was actually looking for that poster this week because of the recent number of bear attacks in Alaska and western Canada. I wasn't going to make light of those attacks but there are other cases of people just being dumb@$$ crazy when it comes to getting up in the face of a critter that sees you as a threat or as a meal before hibernation. I have a close Inuit friend who considers the bear (Polar bear I suppose) as his spirit animal because they never gave him personally any trouble out on the land, but like our FJs, your mileage may vary.
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: fj1289 on October 08, 2020, 06:47:10 PM
I "think" the bear wandering through our yard last week was a black bear ...
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: krusty on October 08, 2020, 06:55:24 PM
Due to the sign not being bi-lingual it failed to mention that grizzly shit is shaped like a croissant .
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: T Legg on October 08, 2020, 10:17:12 PM
Black bear. No bells.
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: Charlie-brm on October 09, 2020, 07:42:55 PM
Quote from: krusty on October 08, 2020, 06:55:24 PM
Due to the sign not being bi-lingual it failed to mention that grizzly shit is shaped like a croissant .

I think you are "Poutine" me on, mate.
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: Old Rider on October 10, 2020, 03:23:10 AM
Quote from: T Legg on October 08, 2020, 10:17:12 PM
Black bear. No bells.

You have to lift it up and shake it a little to be sure because the bells can hide inside
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: krusty on October 10, 2020, 09:32:53 PM
Quote from: Charlie-brm on October 09, 2020, 07:42:55 PM
Quote from: krusty on October 08, 2020, 06:55:24 PM
Due to the sign not being bi-lingual it failed to mention that grizzly shit is shaped like a croissant .

I think you are "Poutine" me on, mate.
Says he with a cheesy grin.
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: PaulG on October 20, 2020, 02:04:31 AM
Quote from: T Legg on October 08, 2020, 10:17:12 PM
Black bear. No bells.

You sure that's not just a burnt cinnamon bun with skittles in it?
Title: Re: Here's one from our Canadian family...
Post by: T Legg on October 20, 2020, 03:22:55 AM
You could call it an apple pie.