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Title: What to do in retirement?
Post by: Pat Conlon on July 23, 2018, 01:01:49 PM
I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy
during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green,
even though there was no on-coming traffic.

   An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with
a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11"
slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

   Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America " and took off before
the light changed... Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

   For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"



So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: fj1289 on July 23, 2018, 01:15:45 PM
 :yahoo:

:good2:

:drinks:

Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: Country Joe on July 23, 2018, 05:56:18 PM
 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :good:
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: Old Rider on July 24, 2018, 02:28:11 AM
Best i ever heard  :good2: :drinks:
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: ZOA NOM on July 24, 2018, 01:01:16 PM
Xenophobe!
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: TexasDave on July 24, 2018, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: ZOA NOM on July 24, 2018, 01:01:16 PM
Xenophobe!
What's with the name calling? A phobia is a fear of something. I can't speak for Pat but I'm not afraid of them--I just don't like them.

I see our Canadian brothers just had some trouble with one shouting "Allah Akbar" and shooting several people and killing two. The Canadian press is so afraid of them they at first didn't publish his Arabic name or what he was shouting while he was shooting.

Dave
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: Pat Conlon on July 24, 2018, 10:43:15 PM
Dave, don't take the bait.....In fact, it think it was Rick driving the truck....yelling "MAGA"... :lol:
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: ZOA NOM on July 25, 2018, 01:38:11 PM
 :gamer:
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: fj johnnie on July 26, 2018, 09:02:35 PM
 Yelling Allah Akbar? More fake news. They sure are working hard to make everyone paranoid and afraid!!!
Title: Re: What to do in retirement?
Post by: Bill_Rockoff on July 27, 2018, 06:09:09 AM
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