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Title: The parents who drugged us!!!
Post by: TexasDave on November 15, 2016, 05:22:32 AM


At my 40th high school reunion a friend asked me, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when we were growing up?'

I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie,
brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the pastor.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom or grandma's garden and flower beds.


Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, the USA would be a better place.

God bless the parents who drugged us.

Dave





Title: Re: The parents who drugged us!!!
Post by: ribbert on November 15, 2016, 05:45:43 AM
Spot on Dave!

Noel
Title: Re: The parents who drugged us!!!
Post by: giantkiller on November 15, 2016, 06:07:49 AM
Yep
Title: Re: The parents who drugged us!!!
Post by: aviationfred on November 15, 2016, 09:19:14 AM
Great post Dave,

This also holds true for those of us at or near our 30th High School Reunion.


Fred