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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: rlucas on September 09, 2016, 12:09:17 PM

Title: Geek Joke
Post by: rlucas on September 09, 2016, 12:09:17 PM
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: rktmanfj on September 09, 2016, 05:21:03 PM

:biggrin:
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: Flynt on September 09, 2016, 09:15:38 PM
Then the cop (Newton) pushes back...
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: rlucas on September 10, 2016, 06:34:15 AM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."


Well, in theory, anyway.


Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: Steve_in_Florida on September 10, 2016, 09:47:14 AM

Like Old Farmer MacDonald says, That's pretty baa'aad...


Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: ribbert on September 10, 2016, 10:14:22 AM
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8466/29475067472_f314cd0b7e_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: FJmonkey on September 10, 2016, 10:26:04 AM
I don't have the (http://www.rapidtables.com/electric/symbols/capacitor.GIF) for any more Geek jokes.
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: krusty on November 25, 2016, 05:36:58 PM
Quote from: rlucas on September 10, 2016, 06:34:15 AM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."


Well, in theory, anyway.




But we'll cross that Wheatstone Bridge when we come to it.
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: airheadPete on December 17, 2016, 01:27:05 AM
Good one.
My resistance to laughing was futile... :pardon:
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: Earl Svorks on December 18, 2016, 04:05:12 PM
      I think I have the circuit diagram that shows how all that works.
      Simon
Title: Re: Geek Joke
Post by: Earl Svorks on December 18, 2016, 04:21:47 PM
 Hey AviationFred, sorry' bout  that I hadn't seen your post with this in it.
   Simon