Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
:biggrin:
Then the cop (Newton) pushes back...
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."
Quote from: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."
Well, in theory, anyway.
Like Old Farmer MacDonald says, That's pretty baa'aad...
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I don't have the (http://www.rapidtables.com/electric/symbols/capacitor.GIF) for any more Geek jokes.
Quote from: rlucas on September 10, 2016, 06:34:15 AM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on September 09, 2016, 11:36:26 PM
...at which such time the Officer Newton's partner, Officer Einstein, calms things down telling his partner, "Easy mate, it's all relative."
Well, in theory, anyway.
But we'll cross that Wheatstone Bridge when we come to it.
Good one.
My resistance to laughing was futile... :pardon:
I think I have the circuit diagram that shows how all that works.
Simon
Hey AviationFred, sorry' bout that I hadn't seen your post with this in it.
Simon