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General Category => Non FJ - Jokes / Humor => Topic started by: ribbert on April 07, 2015, 05:20:32 AM

Title: The downside of smart phones
Post by: ribbert on April 07, 2015, 05:20:32 AM
THE LETTER


Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door. I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least  now telling in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you've left for work. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much....I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again.  Regards, Alan.       


THE ACTIONS

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her instantly. He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-
         


THE 2ND MESSAGE


Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I'm sure you noticed, my predictive text changed 'WiFi' To 'Wife'.  Technology hey?!?  Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.
Title: Re: The downside of smart phones
Post by: TexasDave on April 07, 2015, 06:01:18 AM
 :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  Good one.
Title: Re: The downside of smart phones
Post by: IceFJ on April 07, 2015, 07:15:49 AM
LOL....    :lol:  :lol:  :good2:
Really good one!!
Title: Re: The downside of smart phones
Post by: Charlie-brm on April 07, 2015, 02:24:36 PM
Oops, never mind.   :sarcastic:
Title: Re: The downside of smart phones
Post by: Mark Olson on April 08, 2015, 11:21:42 AM
no no no ... shoot the neighbor first.. priorities .