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Title: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 16, 2009, 04:56:15 AM
Well, have you?

(http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv165/Londoncallingklavdy/UnleashTehAWESOME.jpg)

Brace yourselves,


(http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv165/Londoncallingklavdy/ReadyforTehAwesome.jpg)


Ready?

(http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv165/Londoncallingklavdy/AWESOME.jpg)

Behold, Teh AWESOME.

(http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv165/Londoncallingklavdy/UltimateAWE.jpg)

Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: teeeeeceeeee on November 16, 2009, 06:03:59 AM
Klavdy, all I could find on google was:

"The American vocabulary consists of just three words: Omygod, awesome and shit."

:yahoo:

TeeCee :flag_of_truce:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: pdxfj on November 16, 2009, 08:50:22 AM
He forgot to mention you have to click the "I'm feeling lucky" button...

Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: the fan on November 16, 2009, 11:48:59 AM
The T-shirt with the 3 hippo's howling at the moon is truly awesome 'cause everyone knows a hippo can kick a wolfs ass.

I bet you get a lot of chicks using the awesome powers of that magical shirt.
Beyond that the Vanson jacket and shades make you look almost amrei... er... cool.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FJanonymous on November 16, 2009, 06:50:15 PM
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3070/fe768ed4d643894be6c88b9.jpg) (http://www.imagehousing.com/)
NEW YORK, January 5, 2007 – Kevin Van Wanseele, one of the founders of NorthEast Two-Spirit Society and Treasurer, was voted Sexiest Gay in OUTzoneTV.com's first ever Sexiest Gay 2007 poll. Bravo's OUTzoneTV.com, the first-ever broadband channel specifically targeting the gay and lesbian online community, conducted the poll on its site from December 8 – 28. Nearly 500,000 votes were cast in the poll, and voting was based on a 1-5 scale, 5 being the sexiest. In the Sexiest Gay of the Year category, Kevin from New York won the title.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 16, 2009, 07:01:16 PM
Good for you FJ Anonymous from California, casting a vote for your favourite Gay seems to have paid off for you.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Marsh White on November 16, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
I do see the similarity...

Because they look so close - I'm assuming this is not just spam?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: threejagsteve on November 16, 2009, 08:02:31 PM
LMAO!!!  (http://i33.tinypic.com/ipzhh2.gif)
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FeralJuggernaut on November 16, 2009, 11:59:58 PM
Did the K-man leave his son stateside after the last visit?!?    :rofl:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Ned on November 17, 2009, 02:10:17 PM
Sorry but I think this guy is much more awesome...

(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/big_20bad_20biker.jpg)

and I'll bet he isn't gay! And as for this one, well....

(http://digitalcypher.com/random/biker-beard.jpg)

Ned
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Pat Conlon on November 17, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
New Vanson's Klavdy? (very good gear) w/Armor?  How much? Pants too? Like 'em?   Paddy
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FJ Flyer on November 17, 2009, 04:33:27 PM
Quote from: Ned on November 17, 2009, 02:10:17 PM
Sorry but I think this guy is much more awesome...

(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/big_20bad_20biker.jpg)

Ned

Looks like Mr. Creosote's son.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: racerman_27410 on November 17, 2009, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on November 17, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
New Vanson's Klavdy? (very good gear) w/Armor?  How much? Pants too? Like 'em?   Paddy


Last time i saw black leather that shiney it was being worn by Rob Halford (judas priest)  and we all know he is kind of funny (not hah ha funny)

i guess the K-man fan club member must be on holiday since Klavdy is fishing for admiration here.

KOokaloo!
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 18, 2009, 04:58:06 AM
Quote from: racerman_27410 on November 17, 2009, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on November 17, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
New Vanson's Klavdy? (very good gear) w/Armor?  How much? Pants too? Like 'em?   Paddy


Last time i saw black leather that shiney it was being worn by Rob Halford (judas priest)  and we all know he is kind of funny (not hah ha funny)

i guess the K-man fan club member must be on holiday since Klavdy is fisting for admiration here.

KOokaloo!

Fixed it for free textile boy!

Yep, new Vanson jacket, goes with the Vanson pants I already have.

Do I like 'em?
Worth every penny.

Keep your eye on E-Bay over the next couple months Paddy, winter over there, folks may be running short of funds, sell their Vansons.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FJanonymous on November 18, 2009, 12:56:57 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on November 18, 2009, 04:58:06 AM
Quote from: racerman_27410 on November 17, 2009, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: Pat Conlon on November 17, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
New Vanson's Klavdy? (very good gear) w/Armor?  How much? Pants too? Like 'em?   Paddy


Last time i saw black leather that shiney it was being worn by Rob Halford (judas priest)  and we all know he is kind of funny (not hah ha funny)

i guess the K-man fan club member must be on holiday since Klavdy is fisting for admiration here.

KOokaloo!

Fixed it for free textile boy!

Yep, new Vanson jacket, goes with the Vanson pants I already have.

Do I like 'em?
Worth every penny.

Keep your eye on E-Bay over the next couple months Paddy, winter over there, folks may be running short of funds, sell their Vansons.


Fisting? So you admit to being a wanker!  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: MyFirstNameIsPaul on November 18, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
Googled Twilight lately?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neWuIqWUY64
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 19, 2009, 01:42:04 AM



Fisting? So you admit to being a wanker!  :rofl2:
[/quote]

Hi there FJanonymous,in just two posts you have revealed much about yourself,you find Homosexuality and masturbation more interesting than anything else. 
Do you also like Motorcycles?
People often talk about Motorcycles here, well, more often than your favourite subjects , Homosexuality and masturbation, at any rate.
So, when you masturbate, do you think of Homosexuals?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: TRoy on November 19, 2009, 06:23:59 AM
Quote from: MyFirstNameIsPaul on November 18, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
Googled Twilight lately?

...guess where I will be at midnight tonight  :sarcastic:

http://www.newmoonthemovie.com/ (http://www.newmoonthemovie.com/)

Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FJanonymous on November 19, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on November 19, 2009, 01:42:04 AM



Fisting? So you admit to being a wanker!  :rofl2:

Hi there FJanonymous,in just two posts you have revealed much about yourself,you find Homosexuality and masturbation more interesting than anything else. 
Do you also like Motorcycles?
People often talk about Motorcycles here, well, more often than your favourite subjects , Homosexuality and masturbation, at any rate.
So, when you masturbate, do you think of Homosexuals?
[/quote]


My, such a hissy fit! Did you have to work at getting so many rhetorical fallacies into four sentences, or was that just your tantrum talking?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 19, 2009, 06:32:35 PM
Rhetorical fallacies?
Not at all.
In your posts you show that you find Homosexuality and masturbation of paramount interest.
That is factual.
What is it that you find so fascinating about them?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FJanonymous on November 19, 2009, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on November 19, 2009, 06:32:35 PM
Rhetorical fallacies?
Not at all.
In your posts you show that you find Homosexuality and masturbation of paramount interest.
That is factual.
What is it that you find so fascinating about them?
Uh, I'M not the one whoring for attention by posting simpering pictures of myself. And it was YOU who first brought up fisting!

Do you still bite your pillow or have you learned to take it like a man?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Dan Filetti on November 19, 2009, 08:54:09 PM
Is anyone else thinking Klavdy has forgotten to take his Haldol and is arguing with himself as both himself and this Anonymous character?

Either way, I'm making popcorn, THIS is entertainment.

Dan
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: racerman_27410 on November 19, 2009, 10:40:17 PM
i vote we move this to the non fj/humor section.... it's gone way past being informative or general
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Dan Filetti on November 19, 2009, 11:25:30 PM
when was it ever either informative or general?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 20, 2009, 12:52:19 AM
Quote from: FJanonymous on November 19, 2009, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on November 19, 2009, 06:32:35 PM
Rhetorical fallacies?
Not at all.
In your posts you show that you find Homosexuality and masturbation of paramount interest.
That is factual.
What is it that you find so fascinating about them?
Uh, I'M not the one whoring for attention by posting simpering pictures of myself. And it was YOU who first brought up fisting!

Do you still bite your pillow or have you learned to take it like a man?

You are still fascinated with Homosexuality eh?
It is called projection.

[/quote] Do you still bite your pillow or have you learned to take it like a man?[/quote]

Are you asking for a date?
This is probably not the right forum for you.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: FJanonymous on November 20, 2009, 04:24:37 PM
Quote from: Klavdy on November 20, 2009, 12:52:19 AM
Are you asking for a date?
Nah. When it got to the put out or get out, you'd probably just start crying.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Marsh White on November 20, 2009, 05:05:25 PM
FJanonymous - it appears that you joined this forum (at least with this handle) for the sole purpose of harassing Klavdy.  I'd like to see some motorcycle talk out of you - or I'll ban you. 
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on November 20, 2009, 05:51:23 PM
Quote from: Marsh White on November 20, 2009, 05:05:25 PM
FJanonymous - it appears that you joined this forum (at least with this handle) for the sole purpose of harassing Klavdy.  I'd like to see some motorcycle talk out of you - or I'll ban you. 

Oh, that's necessary Marsh,indeed,it would actually be cruel.
Can't you see FJanon is begging for help,the inner turmoil of his repressed sexuality is causing him real torment and pain.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: andyoutandabout on November 20, 2009, 07:34:03 PM
I think banning someone for just wanting to widen the circle of their friends is most unfair. Besides it's nearly Christmas and we need as many fairies as we can get for the trees.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 03:28:09 AM
i think klavdy needs some homophobia counselling   :good2: chuckles what is it they say about repressed homosexuals???? :sarcastic:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on February 25, 2010, 04:08:36 PM
They ride red & white FJ's?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: the fan on February 25, 2010, 06:54:12 PM
 I thought that they wore black leather.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: andyoutandabout on February 25, 2010, 07:00:27 PM
The masculinity of red and white fj riders is beyond question. Asides from being the best colour schemes on the planet, they are also the most easily decoded when it concerns true manful intentions. Red signifies the pilots untamed passion for an open road, lined with foxy maidens eager to relinquish their favours, both thankful for the forthcoming marauding. White for purity of noble intention, that Adam shall seek Eve and roll about with them for quite an extended period of time.
Tis those others you have to watch. Those that ride the darker shades keep their preferences somewhat sketchy. Hiding in the shadows, the black Fj rider remains a mystery as to the flavour he/she doth savour. That really odd beige, grey and white with a pink stripe fj, screams tail gunner. As for the blue and silver - bisexual
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 07:28:46 PM
lmao dont really care so long as they dont make it compolsory.......my barking spider is an exit only.... and i see enough of my own bits why would i want to play with the same ??? chuckles and the word " mangina" just makes me shudder......  :nea:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
and mines red white and blue :blum1:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 08:05:16 PM
but hey is there such a thing as a motorsexual? you see i have given up on lifesupportsystemsforvaginas....i find bikes easier to get along with..... less hassle less tempremantal and can be ridden any time of the month....... :wacko2:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 08:32:07 PM
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/546_25_02_10_8_28_50.jpeg)    im very unsure of this but what you say about colour schemes may be apt.......  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: the fan on February 25, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Carpe Jugularum ... unseen university grad?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
chuckles.... no... Seize the throat... terry pratchett book... very funny... about vampires....  im just a fitter machinist mate... dont get too high brow on me :biggrin:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: the fan on February 25, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
I have the complete disc world collection. How high brow could I be.

I still prefer his collaboration with Neil Gaiman over any of his other work...




Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Sparafucile on February 26, 2010, 12:33:43 AM
Good Omens was one of his best, although the latest one Unseen Academicals in my humble opinion is his best
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 26, 2010, 01:58:47 AM
soul music.... love it.... and i love death he cracks me up.... gotto love a guy that names his horse binky
chuckles
  Music with rocks in!!!!
although sometimes i feel like i live in Ankh Morpork :wacko2:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on February 26, 2010, 03:44:01 AM
Quote from: Kopfjaeger on February 25, 2010, 08:32:07 PM
(http://fjowners.com/gallery/546_25_02_10_8_28_50.jpeg)    im very unsure of this but what you say about colour schemes may be apt.......  :rofl2:

You should grow the moustache again.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Kopfjaeger on February 26, 2010, 03:52:43 AM
Only if you lend me village people outfit   :blum1:
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: the fan on February 26, 2010, 06:11:42 AM
Quote from: Kopfjaeger on February 26, 2010, 01:58:47 AM
soul music.... love it.... and i love death he cracks me up.... gotto love a guy that names his horse binky
chuckles
  Music with rocks in!!!!
although sometimes i feel like i live in Ankh Morpork :wacko2:


that's DEATH.

Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: Klavdy on February 26, 2010, 07:48:44 PM
Quote from: Kopfjaeger on February 26, 2010, 03:52:43 AM
Only if you lend me village people outfit   :blum1:
You're out of luck,they were all men.
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: carsick on February 26, 2010, 09:19:57 PM
 I just found a pink stripe under the black tape "detailing" on my bike. Hidden, it was. I didn't ask. He didn't tell. So that's what it means! I think I'm secure enough to deal with it though. Like the South Park cartoon, I'll just have to make more noise so everbody fears me and thinks I'm cool.... right?
Title: Re: Googled AWESOME lately?
Post by: the fan on February 27, 2010, 09:15:30 AM
I have to come clean here. We all knew it was there you were only fooling yourself. Embrace your manlieness (or lack thereof )