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Title: Eight words with two meanings
Post by: TexasDave on June 23, 2014, 10:25:04 AM
 Eight Words with Two Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee)  n.
Female.......  Any part under a car's hood.   
Male.....  The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE  (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female....  Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....  Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION  (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's  partner.
Male...  Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the  boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-  mit-ment) n.
Female......  A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male......  Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT  (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female....  A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......  Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE  (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....  An embarrassing by-product of  indigestion.
Male......  A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 

7  MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.......  The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....  Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL  (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female....  A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...  A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 

AND

He  said....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in  it.
She  said.... You wear pants don't you?

He  said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit  on the sofa and fart!

He  said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave  you?
She said  ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He  said..... Why are married women heavier than singlewomen? 
She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.