God Bless Texas..........
> CALIFORNIA:
>
> The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
> A coyote jumps out and attacks theGovernor's dog, then bites the Governor.
>
> The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then
> realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
>
> He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills theState $200
> testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
>
> He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
>
> The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from
> the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
>
> The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a
> $100,000 survey to make sure the area Is now free of dangerous animals.
>
> The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness
> program" for residents of the area.
>
> The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to
> permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
>
> The Governor's security agent is firedfor not stopping the attack. The State spends
> $150,000 to hire and train a new agentwith additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.
>
> PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
>
>
> TEXAS:
> The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps
> out and attacks his dog. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol
> and keeps jogging.
>
> The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
>
>
> And that, my friends, is why California is broke andTexas is not.
Dave
As a Californian, I must take issue with this "joke."
1st.: Rick Perry's gun was a .380, not a .45.
2nd.: It wasn't a state issued gun.
Otherwise. It's spot-on!
Ed---not a joke but I find it humorous. Most of the liberal media make fun of Gov Perry for shooting a coyote. California is a great state with great people except maybe my relatives in Riverside and San Diego.