Did you hear about the Aussie who crashed his bike and got brain damage?
He's a Kiwi now.
Mmmmmmmm :wacko2:
Quote from: Bminder on September 22, 2013, 09:59:09 PM
Did you hear about the Aussie who crashed his bike and got brain damage?
He's a Kiwi now.
Did you hear about the Aussies and the Kiwis who don't take themselves too seriously and can have a laugh at their own expense and don't get all twisted out of shape because they don't understand the humour?
Noel
Good ole trans-tasman rivalry :good:
One of our past Prime Ministers, Robert Muldoon, once said:
"New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries."
Don't go sending them back!!
(popcorn)
Quote from: Matt on September 23, 2013, 05:25:34 AM
Good ole trans-tasman rivalry :good:
One of our past Prime Ministers, Robert Muldoon, once said:
"New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries."
Don't go sending them back!!
(popcorn)
If we sent them back, we'd have to re-populate a couple of Sydney's northern suburbs. :biggrin:
Quote from: Matt on September 23, 2013, 05:25:34 AM
Good ole trans-tasman rivalry :good:
Indeed, but that post didn't come from Aus.
That quote of Muldoon's was very funny, and clever.
Seppo jokes are out then?
Quote from: Matt on September 23, 2013, 06:54:29 AM
Seppo jokes are out then?
Matt,
Seppo jokes are fine here, but you may need to
explain them. :yahoo:
Cheers,
Red
All good natured ribbing folks :)
I'm off to Sydney in two weeks' time for a week and some R&R. I do love Australia, having also spent time in Melbourne and Queensland.
I won't tell any jokes, my timing is terrible ;)
About 6 years ago I ran into an Aussie here in Cheyenne, Wyoming, the bloke is from Meadow Flats, NSW, half way between Bathurst and Lithgow. We struck up a convo and have become great cobbers, fair dinkum. It's a long story, but we've got to know his entire fam, some are banana benders too. But he's been earbashing me to come down. I say we will someday and he gives me a gobful about saying 'someday.' He's the ridgy-didge for sure.
I love Australia.
Quote from: Matt on September 23, 2013, 04:21:16 PM
All good natured ribbing folks :)
I'm off to Sydney in two weeks' time for a week and some R&R. I do love Australia, having also spent time in Melbourne and Queensland.
I won't tell any jokes, my timing is terrible ;)
No worries Mates...we need more of it. Let me know if we can help ya while you`re here.
Seeing as we have a few visiting us from the America`s in early March, we may need a bit of ANZAC strength ta help fend them off.
Let me know if ya need a ride while your here...(No I can`t supply a paddock!)...but let me know by PM if ya even a tiny bit interested in a sensational weekend or two around March 8th. :drinks:
Quote from: Bminder on September 23, 2013, 08:33:52 PM
About 6 years ago I ran into an Aussie here in Cheyenne, Wyoming, the bloke is from Meadow Flats, NSW, half way between Bathurst and Lithgow. We struck up a convo and have become great cobbers, fair dinkum. It's a long story, but we've got to know his entire fam, some are banana benders too. But he's been earbashing me to come down. I say we will someday and he gives me a gobful about saying 'someday.' He's the ridgy-didge for sure.
I love Australia.
9.5/10 on the lingo :good2:
"Too Easy!" :lol:
Australia - Invade New Zealand Tv Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs#)
I showed one to my Aussie cobbers and they laughed and laughed and laughed:
Adam Hills - Australian accents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE#)